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12-04-07 | 02:56 PM

freeskihp

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70mm4$!n!

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**** **** ass ***** **** batty awards ***** **** ******* bob saget'

Yes folks, let's do this [relatively] early this year as the holidays bring glorious days of shopping, lying to loved ones, and alcoholic Uncles giving beer to the family dog "because it's funny." Additionally, I will [probably not] be clearing out my parts bin for the winners [but prizes will be ****ing awesome] - prizes ranging from [something other than] clips and straps to MKRG's original demo cd: "Yo Nati!"
So here are the suggested categories:

Best/Worst question
Most nominations
Lightweight
Most likely to succeed sometime....we hope
Best Dressed
and...drum roll
Should have a town named after them
Best photochop
Best one liner

Winners determined by jan. 15 (just cuz-no math involved)

Prizes determined at random. Don't ask for anything or you get snot.

EDIT: decided to be proactive and do some copying and pasting

AND: any mod want to change the title to somthing really cool and attractive instead of what it is now?

Last edited by freeskihp; 12-04-07 at 03:04 PM.

12-04-07 | 03:04 PM

Aeroplane

jack of one or two trades

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From: Suburbia, CT

Bikes: Old-ass gearie hardtail MTB, fix-converted Centurion LeMans commuter, SS hardtail monster MTB

Best race/event organizer: FixieKingofNYC, hands mother****ing down.

12-04-07 | 03:07 PM

xylophonecks

i can has tarck?

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From: new orleans

Bikes: '07 BFSSFGIRO / '84 Trek 770

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Originally Posted by Aeroplane

Best race/event organizer: FixieKingofNYC, hands mother****ing down.

12-04-07 | 03:10 PM

ryand

dutret has a posse

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Bikes: IRO Angus 53, Marinoni Special 54, LMNO Custom Road Bike, Guerciotti TT, Late 60s Bottechia Road, Univega Via Montega beater/polo/rain bike.

agreed.

best troll of bikesnob/the jackass fgg thread: freeskihp.

12-04-07 | 03:33 PM

MKRG

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What the ****?

12-04-07 | 03:42 PM

freeskihp

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70mm4$!n!

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Originally Posted by MKRG

What the ****?

I coppied and pasted from [165]s post, I don't have your demo

12-04-07 | 03:45 PM

Psydotek

Body By Nintendo

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Bikes: Giant TCR2, Giant TCX, IRO BFSSFG SE, Salsa Casseroll, IRO Rob Roy.

I vote Shiznaz for having a town named after him in his memory.

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12-04-07 | 03:53 PM

crushkilldstroy

Hello.

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From: West Seattle

I nominate doofo for everything.

12-04-07 | 03:53 PM

bonechilling

Run What 'Ya Brung

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Psydotek

I vote Shiznaz for having a town named after him in his memory.

Seconded. This should be unanimous.

12-04-07 | 04:07 PM

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riderx

BFSSFG old timer

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From: Fredrock

Just like the good ol' days, although I think we might need a few categories. Best flatland trick anyone?

12-04-07 | 04:11 PM

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curiousincident

end of biters

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From: East Lansing

Seems like there ought to be a category for hottest whip. Er... I mean, best bike.

12-04-07 | 04:25 PM

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kemmer

*****es love tarck

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From: Sandy, UT

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I'll change the title, just tell me what to change it to.

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12-04-07 | 04:42 PM

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geoGraphicFTD

double diamond tram girl

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Bikes: surly cross-check, cannondale CAAD8 optimo 1

can there be a girl award? I nominate myself for that.

12-04-07 | 04:51 PM

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Wotan

#$*&

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From: Melbourne, Aus

Bikes: Bates (of Coburg) track bike(60s/70s?), Malvern Star Ladies coronation (1953), SuperElliots pathracer (60s?), Repco pathracer (1964), Holland Ladies (50s?), Moa (50s?), Hillman Ladies (40s?), Batavia? (40s?), Malvern Star 2 star ladies (50s?)...etc.

Best/worst question: Tadashi

Best photochop: Hitler skidding

12-04-07 | 04:54 PM

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Serendipper

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From: ~Serenading with sensous soliloquies whilst singing supple sentences that are simultaneously suppling my sonnets with serenity serendipitously.~ -Serendipper

Bikes: Guerciotti Pista-Giant Carbon-Bridgestone300- Batavus Type Champion Road Bike, Specialized Hardrock Commuter, On-One The Gimp (SS Rigid MTB/hit by a truck)- Raleigh Sports 3-speed,Gatsby Scorcher, comming soon...The Penny Farthing Highwheel!

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Originally Posted by Psydotek

I vote Shiznaz for having a town named after him in his memory.

Shiznaz.

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12-04-07 | 05:41 PM

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freeskihp

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70mm4$!n!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kemmer

I'll change the title, just tell me what to change it to.

**** **** ass ***** **** batty awards ***** **** ******* bob saget

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoGraphicFTD

can there be a girl award? I nominate myself for that.

no

(not being sexist, no nominating yourself)

ALSO: for judging porpoises please post the picture(animated or not) or quote.

12-04-07 | 05:55 PM

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kemmer

*****es love tarck

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From: Sandy, UT

Bikes: so many

I liked this one:

I don't remember who posted it, but I changed the orientation so it's in my photobucket. I seem to remember that it was blickblocks.

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12-04-07 | 06:08 PM

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fix:

vernal stylostixis

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yeah i think that was blickblocks

doofo definitely gets best one liner

12-04-07 | 06:10 PM

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Astronomical

Double Agent

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From: your girl's bed

Bikes: Fly Pantera, GT GTB

I nominate Blickblocks for the most annoying know-it-all award.

12-04-07 | 06:14 PM

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deathhare

:jarckass:

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From: Nashville

BlkBlks did the cool speeder bike messenger guy. Thats gotta be worth something.
Someone post it.

12-04-07 | 06:19 PM

#21

Oh No

TARCK BIKE DOT COM

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From: 610 tarck bike city

Bikes: your mother on wheeeeeelz

oh no for bessed dressed '07

12-04-07 | 06:27 PM

#22

fix:

vernal stylostixis

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i hope dutret succeeds at something so he can stop being so angry at the world

12-04-07 | 06:28 PM

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bonechilling

Run What 'Ya Brung

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BlickBlocks also did "My Little Fixie," which is probably the best thing posted on this forum in six months.

12-04-07 | 06:35 PM

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dcb

THAT GO

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I'll second ryand's bikesnob troll

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12-04-07 | 06:54 PM

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freeskihp

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kemmer

I liked this one:

I don't remember who posted it, but I changed the orientation so it's in my photobucket. I seem to remember that it was blickblocks.

wasn't there a more developed version of this with a background?

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