DIY Beer Opener Modification
#1
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Pants are for suckaz
Joined: Mar 2007
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From: Mt. Airy, MD
Bikes: Hardtail MTB, Fixed gear, and Commuter bike
DIY Beer Opener Modification
My beer opener doubles as a fixed gear bicycle.
And no, its not one of those Surly chain tensioners w/ the bottle opener, nor is it the laser cut dropouts with the beer opener, it's not even a 'wisecracker' stem or seatpost-clamp beer opener, this one is 100% homemade.
The pics are crap-tastic (sorry) but the idea is simple-
Go to grocery store and buy a 2 pack of cheap bottle openers.
Hit the hardware store and pick up a couple bolts that mach the threads of the seat clamp bolts but are just a little bit longer.
While your shopping for hardware pick up a couple washers and nylon lock nuts too.
Grind the "pointy end" of the opener down so you don't hurt yourself.
Drill a couple holes in the opener that line up with the newly-extended seat clamp bolts.
Add the opener, some washers, and lock nuts on top.
Barely noticeable once installed but it cranks the awesome knob all the way to 11.
Cost- $1 for a 2-pack of openers, (2) $0.89 bolts, (2) $0.14 washers, (2) $0.22 lock nuts.
Total- $3.50




Cheers!
And no, its not one of those Surly chain tensioners w/ the bottle opener, nor is it the laser cut dropouts with the beer opener, it's not even a 'wisecracker' stem or seatpost-clamp beer opener, this one is 100% homemade.The pics are crap-tastic (sorry) but the idea is simple-
Go to grocery store and buy a 2 pack of cheap bottle openers.
Hit the hardware store and pick up a couple bolts that mach the threads of the seat clamp bolts but are just a little bit longer.
While your shopping for hardware pick up a couple washers and nylon lock nuts too.
Grind the "pointy end" of the opener down so you don't hurt yourself.
Drill a couple holes in the opener that line up with the newly-extended seat clamp bolts.
Add the opener, some washers, and lock nuts on top.
Barely noticeable once installed but it cranks the awesome knob all the way to 11.
Cost- $1 for a 2-pack of openers, (2) $0.89 bolts, (2) $0.14 washers, (2) $0.22 lock nuts.
Total- $3.50




Cheers!
#9
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Pants are for suckaz
Joined: Mar 2007
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From: Mt. Airy, MD
Bikes: Hardtail MTB, Fixed gear, and Commuter bike
I'd spill beer (party foul) all over the place with one of those. My design allows even a 22oz Fat Tire or 1554 bottle to be opened while being kept vertical to avoid spillage.
Photo for reference of why a cage mount wouldn't be very effective on my bike:

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hocdub- My original design was for an opener like yours (the ring shape) as a bar end plug on the left bar end. I couldn't get the welding/grinding to look exactly right on the prototype so I decided to do this instead.
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Joined: Jun 2002
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From: San Jose, CA
Bikes: Too many bikes, too little time to ride
My beer opener doubles as a fixed gear bicycle.
And no, its not one of those Surly chain tensioners w/ the bottle opener, nor is it the laser cut dropouts with the beer opener, it's not even a 'wisecracker' stem or seatpost-clamp beer opener, this one is 100% homemade.
The pics are crap-tastic (sorry) but the idea is simple-
Go to grocery store and buy a 2 pack of cheap bottle openers.
Hit the hardware store and pick up a couple bolts that mach the threads of the seat clamp bolts but are just a little bit longer.
While your shopping for hardware pick up a couple washers and nylon lock nuts too.
Grind the "pointy end" of the opener down so you don't hurt yourself.
Drill a couple holes in the opener that line up with the newly-extended seat clamp bolts.
Add the opener, some washers, and lock nuts on top.
Barely noticeable once installed but it cranks the awesome knob all the way to 11.
Cost- $1 for a 2-pack of openers, (2) $0.89 bolts, (2) $0.14 washers, (2) $0.22 lock nuts.
Total- $3.50




Cheers! 
And no, its not one of those Surly chain tensioners w/ the bottle opener, nor is it the laser cut dropouts with the beer opener, it's not even a 'wisecracker' stem or seatpost-clamp beer opener, this one is 100% homemade.The pics are crap-tastic (sorry) but the idea is simple-
Go to grocery store and buy a 2 pack of cheap bottle openers.
Hit the hardware store and pick up a couple bolts that mach the threads of the seat clamp bolts but are just a little bit longer.
While your shopping for hardware pick up a couple washers and nylon lock nuts too.
Grind the "pointy end" of the opener down so you don't hurt yourself.
Drill a couple holes in the opener that line up with the newly-extended seat clamp bolts.
Add the opener, some washers, and lock nuts on top.
Barely noticeable once installed but it cranks the awesome knob all the way to 11.
Cost- $1 for a 2-pack of openers, (2) $0.89 bolts, (2) $0.14 washers, (2) $0.22 lock nuts.
Total- $3.50




Cheers! 
#13
Te mortuo heres tibi sim?
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From: East coast
Bikes: hardtail, squishy, fixed roadie, fixed crosser
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Joined: Nov 2007
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From: Blacksburg, VA
Bikes: Iron Horse Warrior Team (tricked to high heaven), Jamis Coda Sport (frame and fork, built into CX commuter), Gary Fisher Opie Dirt Jumper,SE Lager tarck bike
I've said it before: new Chrome bags can open bottles with the strap release lever thingie.
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From: Sacramento, California
Bikes: Nishiki NFS-B and Fuji Team 2007
not the ones i referred to earlier but same concept.
https://www.bikeschool.com/store/Products/PG-051.html

edit: just read about the part about frames having it. feel like and idiots. disregard w/e i said. jwablkdb.wajdblaw
https://www.bikeschool.com/store/Products/PG-051.html

edit: just read about the part about frames having it. feel like and idiots. disregard w/e i said. jwablkdb.wajdblaw




