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I need new pants

You should probably go see a doctor.

I, personally, hope as a society we can move ever forward toward the clean, the revered, the honored. I suppose flashy colors, loud graphics, and stupid phrases are the flavor of the month.

Hexagons cuz they are the fastest shape.

I thought they were swastikas at first, closer scrutiny proved me wrong of course. But yeah, I guess I'm too much of a traditionalist (ie, boring old bugga) to be impressed by modern bling.

Does absolutely nothing for me. In fact I find it quite unattractive.

Reminds me of PMC BMX cranks from the 90's. They're kinda cool.

I find nice shapes and lines pretty. And when color(s) compliments a particular design, all the better.

When I look at that, all I see is visual noise. Instead of eye candy, it's like uneven eye angst.

I dig the chainring with the deep carbon rims and loud paint. Crankarm isn't exactly a looker, though.

I really dig the chainring and spider (minus the graphics) but that crankarm just kills the whole thing.

They are gonna look hella dope on my new Aventon fixie bike.

That is the f'ugliest thing I've seen all day.