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Perineal Pressurized
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Originally Posted by darkmother
20 bucks is a deal man! I just got $410 in fines from a disgruntled cop. I ran a red-yellow really-on my bike, then lied to him about my identity when he pulled me over. He was pissed. 45 minutes of standing around waiting for the fat mofo to write me up, the guy hits me with $190 for the red, $120 for failing to identify myself, and $90 for no bell. He was going to bust me for no back brake, but I told him it was a coaster brake-and he was dumb enough to buy it. He also thought that my slick tires were "bald".
I hate cops. Like high school jocks that never grew up.
I hate cops. Like high school jocks that never grew up.
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This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.
This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.
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biff-o-matic
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Originally Posted by redfooj
you slowed towards a 'section, and continued rolling on through, and got slapped with 20$
i stopped completely at a light, went through after it was clear, and had 2 cop cars pull me over (with full lights flashing), and got the same red light ticket but it cost 250$
i stopped completely at a light, went through after it was clear, and had 2 cop cars pull me over (with full lights flashing), and got the same red light ticket but it cost 250$
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Get the stick.
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Originally Posted by dobber
Evidently they hate you more. To the tune of $410.
So it would seem. I think I can get it reduced.
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pluralis majestatis
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Originally Posted by biff
jeebus...where did that happen? I've blown through reds all over Austin - in front of cops - the whole bit - not one of them has given me grief. Campus cops however.......
it wasnt even a cop.. it was a goddamn state trooper
ps. did i mention i had full lights (front and rear), helmet, and clean record? the only way i could have looked less threatening and lawless was if i had elbow pads and reflective mesh jersey
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we were just talking about cambridge cops the other day
https://www.bikeforums.net/singlespeed-fixed-gear/103718-bike-cop-awe.html
definitely look into the stuff about brakes, because i got out of a small fine in cambridge by showing them i could stop.
https://www.bikeforums.net/singlespeed-fixed-gear/103718-bike-cop-awe.html
definitely look into the stuff about brakes, because i got out of a small fine in cambridge by showing them i could stop.