Posers?
#30
contrarian

Joined: Jan 2004
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From: CO Springs
Bikes: 80's ross road bike/commuter, 80's team miyata, 90's haro mtb xtracycle conversion, koga mitaya world traveler
Originally Posted by HereNT
Dammit, I'll feed em...
This is my new t-shirt design. Where you see the sweat stains, you'd dye the fabric slightly darker to look like it was a 'real' sweat stain. Then you could walk your bike to the party and look like you rode hard to get there...
This is my new t-shirt design. Where you see the sweat stains, you'd dye the fabric slightly darker to look like it was a 'real' sweat stain. Then you could walk your bike to the party and look like you rode hard to get there...
hahah! That's awesome!
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#32
Senior Member
Joined: Aug 2004
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From: SoCal - 909
Bikes: IRO Jamie Roy (fixed-gear commuter), Gary Fisher Rig 29er SS, Trek Madone 5.5, Specialized Allez Comp, Marin Mt. Vision Pro, Specialized M2 Hardtail, beater Nishiki fixed-gear conversion, Gary Fisher Rig 29er SS
Originally Posted by HereNT
Dammit, I'll feed em...
This is my new t-shirt design. Where you see the sweat stains, you'd dye the fabric slightly darker to look like it was a 'real' sweat stain. Then you could walk your bike to the party and look like you rode hard to get there...
Much as I'd like to, I don't think I want to even try making a shirt like this. What would I do if someone actually placed an order?
This is my new t-shirt design. Where you see the sweat stains, you'd dye the fabric slightly darker to look like it was a 'real' sweat stain. Then you could walk your bike to the party and look like you rode hard to get there...
Much as I'd like to, I don't think I want to even try making a shirt like this. What would I do if someone actually placed an order?
-Trevor
#33
Synthetic Flying Machine
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 65
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From: Sacramento
Bikes: https://www.automatedredemption.com/rev/img/DSCF0046.jpg
I really need a Exclusive track Fixed gear (fixie) bike that's cool! - $500 (SOMA / south beach)
I want to buy a track bike because I think it looks cool to show the world you only need 1 gear.
Vintage lugged frame preferable. Would also like Flashy "High flange" Hubs with Deep Vee rims and really thick spokes. If the rims were colored fushia that would be even better. I know this is the style because everybody has them.
A racey top tube pad would also look sweet.
No Bianchi Pistas please.
Hey were are all in a fraternity of riders here that knows what's cool and what's not. Let's show others would being a fixie rider is all about. Style and Independence forever!!
I want to buy a track bike because I think it looks cool to show the world you only need 1 gear.
Vintage lugged frame preferable. Would also like Flashy "High flange" Hubs with Deep Vee rims and really thick spokes. If the rims were colored fushia that would be even better. I know this is the style because everybody has them.
A racey top tube pad would also look sweet.
No Bianchi Pistas please.
Hey were are all in a fraternity of riders here that knows what's cool and what's not. Let's show others would being a fixie rider is all about. Style and Independence forever!!
I can't see how this isn't a joke, but it's still pretty funny.
#34
無くなった

Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 5,072
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From: Sci-Fi Wasabi
Bikes: I built the Bianchi track bike back up today.
Sorry, we actually have winter here - most of the year you have to ride hard to look like that...
#35
I couldn't car less.

Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,397
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Bikes: Ritchey P-series prototype, Diamondback, Nishiki Triathelon Pro.
Originally Posted by drulu
i hate fake mohawks, aka fauxhawks.
-having a haircut like that in the 80's in canada and you were fighting a lot.
I strongly dislike the neo-punk rock.
Who the huck were these guys listening to as kids?
playlist anyone?
Fluke :Atom bomb.
Cirrus :Back on a mission.
NomeansNo :Rags and bones, :The River.
Mr.Bungle :Squeeze me macaroni.
Butthole surfers :Avalanch song.
Bad Brains :Big takeover, At the movies.
Ministry :Jesus built my hotrod.
The Fall :Shoulderpads.
Space monkeys :Acid house killed rock and roll, : Dub pistols killed acid house.
Faith no more :We care a lot.
I'm still waiting for the Shoulderpads to download..
Best punk rock song title ever:
John Zorn -'The perfume of a critics burning flesh.'
Death is certain, life is not.
Nothing says @#$%-you to the Man like riding a bike.
I'm going to get some beers.
And ride my bike.
>jef.
Last edited by jeff williams; 07-22-05 at 03:24 PM.
#37
Big Member
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 154
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From: Chicago
Bikes: Old School Centurion IronMan Expert, Homemade FrankenFixie
Ahhh yes! Anything NoMeansNo. There were here in Chicago not too long ago. They are still great for a bunch of old guys. 
I'm partial to anything from Bad Brains, The Cows, Alice Donut, DKs, Blag Flag, Fear, etc etc. Also way into The Clash (https://db.etree.org/cookiepuss#a2617)
Saw a girl that looked about 14 wearing a Ramones shirt today. Made me feel kinda old. . .

I'm partial to anything from Bad Brains, The Cows, Alice Donut, DKs, Blag Flag, Fear, etc etc. Also way into The Clash (https://db.etree.org/cookiepuss#a2617)
Saw a girl that looked about 14 wearing a Ramones shirt today. Made me feel kinda old. . .
#38
I couldn't car less.

Joined: Nov 2003
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Bikes: Ritchey P-series prototype, Diamondback, Nishiki Triathelon Pro.
Originally Posted by cookiepuss
Ahhh yes! Anything NoMeansNo. There were here in Chicago not too long ago. They are still great for a bunch of old guys.
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#39
wonderer, wanderer

Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,712
Likes: 2
From: portland, or
Bikes: surly crosscheck, yeti 575, salsa moto rapido, kona ute
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#41
Senior Member
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 70
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From: nyc
Originally Posted by jeff williams
-back when, we had lowHawks, only up for shows or if we were in a bunch -posing.
-having a haircut like that in the 80's in canada and you were fighting a lot.
I strongly dislike the neo-punk rock.
Who the huck were these guys listening to as kids?
playlist anyone?
Fluke :Atom bomb.
Cirrus :Back on a mission.
NomeansNo :Rags and bones, :The River.
Mr.Bungle :Squeeze me macaroni.
Butthole surfers :Avalanch song.
Bad Brains :Big takeover, At the movies.
Ministry :Jesus built my hotrod.
The Fall :Shoulderpads.
Space monkeys :Acid house killed rock and roll, : Dub pistols killed acid house.
Faith no more :We care a lot.
I'm still waiting for the Shoulderpads to download..
Best punk rock song title ever:
John Zorn -'The perfume of a critics burning flesh.'
Death is certain, life is not.
Nothing says @#$%-you to the Man like riding a bike.
I'm going to get some beers.
And ride my bike.
>jef.
-having a haircut like that in the 80's in canada and you were fighting a lot.
I strongly dislike the neo-punk rock.
Who the huck were these guys listening to as kids?
playlist anyone?
Fluke :Atom bomb.
Cirrus :Back on a mission.
NomeansNo :Rags and bones, :The River.
Mr.Bungle :Squeeze me macaroni.
Butthole surfers :Avalanch song.
Bad Brains :Big takeover, At the movies.
Ministry :Jesus built my hotrod.
The Fall :Shoulderpads.
Space monkeys :Acid house killed rock and roll, : Dub pistols killed acid house.
Faith no more :We care a lot.
I'm still waiting for the Shoulderpads to download..
Best punk rock song title ever:
John Zorn -'The perfume of a critics burning flesh.'
Death is certain, life is not.
Nothing says @#$%-you to the Man like riding a bike.
I'm going to get some beers.
And ride my bike.
>jef.
...just came from the lightning bolt show. was anyone from here there? afrirampo rocks!
#42
I sing the body electric
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 694
Likes: 0
From: PHL
Bikes: 2006 CrossCheck, Fuji Track 2004
Originally Posted by HereNT
Dammit, I'll feed em...
This is my new t-shirt design. Where you see the sweat stains, you'd dye the fabric slightly darker to look like it was a 'real' sweat stain. Then you could walk your bike to the party and look like you rode hard to get there...

Much as I'd like to, I don't think I want to even try making a shirt like this. What would I do if someone actually placed an order?
This is my new t-shirt design. Where you see the sweat stains, you'd dye the fabric slightly darker to look like it was a 'real' sweat stain. Then you could walk your bike to the party and look like you rode hard to get there...

Much as I'd like to, I don't think I want to even try making a shirt like this. What would I do if someone actually placed an order?






