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your mom is like a sugino crankset. Everybody gets a turn.
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is joe here?
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Yo momma is so fat that if your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss -he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
Yo mama's so fat -when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes. Yo mama's so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity. Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Yo mama is so fat, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack. Yo Mama's so fat she can't even jump to conclusions. |
your mama is like a track bike without a chain tensioner
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Originally Posted by ostro
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?
Because it was two-tired. lol |
Originally Posted by ostro
your mama is like a track bike without a chain tensioner
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loose?
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Originally Posted by sloppy robot
huh?
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Originally Posted by spud
this jsut in, hipsters finally decided track bikes werent hip anymore and now sit at home recalling bad jokes and making text animations. expect a plethera of cheap track frames and white belts at LBSes, consignment shops and thrift stores near you
mom jokes = awesome. I didn't make the text animations, a quick google search of roflcopter makes life easy. just because I didn't drive from dc back to frederick, then back to dc, does not mean I don't ride my bike, just got back from a ride.... what's with the hostility? your momz a slizzut. |
awesome1!1 |
dude! this thread was hip til you started telling jokes :p
no hostility mate. yeah whats going on in frederick? we had a bunch o people on the pillage last night even a cop showed up at one point, you should come down and ride with us, we try to move it on different nights for people who have odd work schedules, ya know like the guys who stroll in work at 2pm. |
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your momz teeth so brown she spits chocolate milk. |
Originally Posted by spud
dude! this thread was hip til you started telling jokes :p
no hostility mate. yeah whats going on in frederick? we had a bunch o people on the pillage last night even a cop showed up at one point, you should come down and ride with us, we try to move it on different nights for people who have odd work schedules, ya know like the guys who stroll in work at 2pm. yeah I'm working at georgetown university right now, and with my tool boxes I can't fit my bike in my car, so after driving 2 hours in the morning to get there (I HATE I-270), then drive 1.25 hours home get my bike then ride back, aw hellz no! but some time that it happens on a friday or saturday, I'll do my damnedest to get there. I promise-womise. |
Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
DAMN! we had the start to some goooooood drama!
it starts with a B and ends with a G... |
bug?
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Originally Posted by ostro
according to the hipster handbook:
"There are Bipsters (blue collar Hipsters) who own pit bulls, work as bike couriers and carpenters, and have no patience with art school pretension." I love the irony of perspective. |
Originally Posted by vomitron
MVP. Most valuable post.
I love the irony of perspective. |
yeah, SVA in NY requires you to have incredible art talent or be a hipster.
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Originally Posted by FixednotBroken
is joe here?
(someone help me out here) |
bipster doesn't sound right
i prefer hickster |
Originally Posted by Hslater
Joe who?
(thank you) |
Originally Posted by FixednotBroken
Joe Mama!
(thank you) |
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