I'm so hip I can't even see over my own pelvis.

Is that a Zaphod Beeblebrox quote, or does it just sound like one?

Belgium man Belgium

"monkey man, you're so unhip that its a wonder your pants don't fall off" (????)

i like the bunny pictures from the fixed not broken person.
as far as hipster goes, yo no se!

running to workout. and not around the block. 6-10 miles when my running muscles weren't underused now that i just ride, ride, ride.

but of course i ride my track bike to pick up the latest gear. but i am sure to not wear a helmet and put some gel in my hair so i don't like dishelved when i show up.

pfft, pirates, don't you know it's about vampirates now?

yea it helps to slowroll your way too

SO, Why do Hipsters make bad lovers?

Because they are always complaining about the 7 inches they don't have.

hey, look at you, look at them, look at us. look....look...look...uh, look?

enjoy looking

HEHEHHEHE YESSSSS! HIGHFIVE!

I'm to hip for this thread, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

No No No - don't look, STARE! STARE! And make that a mean, tough, STARE!

Remember being hip and anti-hip takes more than keeping both middle fingers extended at any given time

;)

They earned the name if there's a 5 page thread about them.

Bipster....

My world is crumbling. Good god.

At least I have an excuse to be dirty....right?

move to maine. it's too cold to be hip in the winter. and everyone is too fat and pale in the summer because we've been hiding inside, stoking fires and eating holiday sweets.
but-
alas, no girls on track bikes.

Does not compute.

Oh, but hey. Check this out. Want to have fun at a "hipster's" expense? Act like you don't get the "irony" in something he's wearing/saying/drinking/listening to, and then watch him get all hot under the collar over something that's supposed to be a joke.

Of course, you have to get into a conversation with him first, so maybe it's not worth it. OK, bye.

WTF is Axel Rose's problem?

Well this robot has his own custom frame... wonder if its fixed gear too?

http://robots.engadget.com/entry/1234000263061212/

he can trackstand forever

when enough people buy IROs or deep Vs that the hipsters start buying them (of course, this may have already happened), do the people that had them before become hipsters retroactively? Retro-hipsters?
If not, and you can't tell the difference between the hipsters and the retro-hipsters, does that mean that you're just not 'with it'? (I don't think I'm with it, used to be, not any more)
And if you're not 'with it', and then everyone else becomes not 'with it', does that mean that I'm cooler than all those who became confused after me?
when does the balance tip?
will I notice when I'm not cool any more?
If I've had a wallet chain for the last ten years does that make it OK?
what if you were getting sleeves done, and then that became played out, and you're only half done. Are you played out, or did you dodge a bullet? what about those star tatoos? how can you tell a new one from a well cared for old one?
oh...

i think i just had a stroke.

A friend of mine bought the hipster handbook, and she told me I wasn't allowed to be a hipster because I love Popeye's.

Apparently, if you eat fried chicken on a regular basis, you are not a hipster.

I was pleased.

I think I'm sticking with Hewy Lewis on this one, "It's hip to be square" and I'm pretty sure he's talking about square taper bottom brackets.

EAT A D-I-C-K ISIS!

**** some octalink

I think I just heard The Strokes.