Hipsters here in the hippest city of all (San Francisco) seem to be into black belts with those square studs from the '80s.

The most hipsterish thing I've noticed (during Critical Mass, 'natch) was single speed (not fixed) bikes with no rear brake. Has the look without any of that scary "can't stop pedaling" thing.

:eek: OUCH!

It hurts when I do this....

Obviously it was meant as a joke, but there's no way hipsters have 2% bodyfat. To put it in terms a cyclist can understand, Lance Armstrong, at the top of his form, at the beginning of the tour is around 4 or 5% body-fat.

I think most hipsters are probably way too busy shopping for shoes, track-bikes, and trucker hats to keep up the kind of exercise regimen required to achieve even 5 - 6% bodyfat, much less 2%. Can you even survive w/ 2% bodyfat?

-Trevor

From the looks of things, they have it injected into their girlfriends' cheeks.

-Hipster trying to explain a joke :D

What style is a Polo with the collar up?

this literally had me loling.

is this the thread where hipsters post?

hrm, can we see you on your chrome pista sans helmet or white belt and trucker hat as proof of being a hipster, if you cannot provide these we will have to ask your post be deleted. otherwise thanks for being a hipster and hangin out.

I just wanted to share that there is a Chrome Pista in the Urban Outfitters catalog. Fitting.

bah - this place is boring.

if anyone needs me, i'll be reading chomsky at the coffee shop.

are you people ****ing kidding me?

Damn. I'm a hipster. I just thought I liked riding fixed and was out of shape. Oh wait, I don't care.

:)

Silly.

Damn, and I thought Abercrombie & Fitch were going to be the first chain to offer fixie & SS stuff....I'm so out of touch. :(

I'm waiting for the chrome party pack : chrome pista, chrome bag, chrome pyramid-studded white belt.

I call it 'the hat trick'.

:lol:
i got just one more question to all these hipster haters:
if u dont like hipsters y click on thread titled hipsters and post here?
b-o-r-i-n-g <=============is that all u got to say?now, thats boring. yawn ******bags

Because we don't like hipsters. Duh?

I’ve seen Badlands Booker in action. It was the International Federation of Competitive Eating Battle of the Buffet. It came down to Badlands vs. Cookie Jarvis in the dessert round. It was pretty intense.

yeah its pretty obvious that the hipsters arent going to start their own thread about hating on hipsters, and even if they did why couldnt we hijack it?

looks like you need hipsters to kill the boredom. u people must be teenagers, and i'm just too old for this sheeeeeet.

Yeah, why is it that track cycling is a sport and competitive eating is not?

It's not?!?!?!?

btw - I dig this new trend of adopting other poster's quotes as a sig, is this a hipster thing?

hipsters are timeless man, even as old hipsters get older and just go on with life, there are hundreds more entering; the hipster movement never dies.