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ostro 10-02-05 01:22 PM

this should help move things along:

Anti hipster = Hipster

"To be an anti-hipster is to exist in a Nietzscheian slave-mentality relationship with hipness. In order to even be able to spot a hipster, one has to posess the same vocabulary of cultural signals as the hipster. The anti-hipster is at a peak of pretensiousness, though, in pretending that the voluntary rejection of that which he sees as "hip" is actually a natural state, in other words, in posing as the salt of the earth."

from here

could it be that a anti-hipster runs into his/her doppleganger (the hipster) which disturbs some sort of social field causing this unrest?!?!?

Track Plague 10-02-05 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by ostro
this should help move things along:

Anti hipster = Hipster

"To be an anti-hipster is to exist in a Nietzscheian slave-mentality relationship with hipness. In order to even be able to spot a hipster, one has to posess the same vocabulary of cultural signals as the hipster. The anti-hipster is at a peak of pretensiousness, though, in pretending that the voluntary rejection of that which he sees as "hip" is actually a natural state, in other words, in posing as the salt of the earth."

from here

could it be that a anti-hipster runs into his/her doppleganger (the hipster) which disturbs some sort of social field causing this unrest?!?!?


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40984

ostro 10-02-05 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by Track Plague

:roflmao:

jeff williams 10-02-05 03:38 PM

"and on the 8th day god did smite the hipsters, and all was good."

Seen scratched into the plexyglass of a bus shelter.

Placid Casual 10-02-05 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by marcelinyc
looks like you need hipsters to kill the boredom. u people must be teenagers, and i'm just too old for this sheeeeeet.

Whoa, this guy's so hip he doesn't even have time to type "y-o-u," so busy is he being hip and all. That's pretty hip.

spud 10-02-05 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff williams
"and on the 8th day god did smite the hipsters, and all was good."

Seen scratched into the plexyglass of a bus shelter.

awesome.

genericbikedude 10-02-05 04:10 PM

this is not ironic, its ***********y

drezdn 10-02-05 05:35 PM

My general rule of thumb for defining hipsters is if a person looks out of place being outside during the day time then they are probably a hipster.

KrisPistofferson 10-02-05 05:40 PM

I saw one with a tan one time.

spud 10-02-05 06:26 PM


Originally Posted by drezdn
My general rule of thumb for defining hipsters is if a person looks out of place being outside during the day time then they are probably a hipster.

and if they look at of place any time of the day?

stinkyonions 10-02-05 07:34 PM


Originally Posted by spud
no youre just showing how long youve been a hipster. ;)

hah.

but i didn't get my track bike until 2004. if i ride it in spandex for workouts instead of my road bike what does that make me? a weekend warrior hipster or something?

stinkyonions 10-02-05 07:36 PM


Originally Posted by sloppy robot
oh.. and for the ipod.. you can believe your "brick" is now non-cool, cool.. but really its all about the headphones.. if youre walking around with those white headphones (i do all the time).. youre rockin ipod hipster style.. no matter whhat gen. is in the pocket.. nice try though

those headphones suck. i threw mine away and got some that actually stayed in my ear so i could run with the thing.

spud 10-02-05 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by stinkyonions
those headphones suck. i threw mine away and got some that actually stayed in my ear so i could run with the thing.


hmmm, hipsters dont typically run except to get in line to buy the latest and greatest hipster gear...so were you running to get in line or jogging?

dustinlikewhat 10-02-05 07:58 PM

hipsters = people with hips.

spud 10-02-05 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
hipsters = people with hips.

aye, but i have hips, not large ones no, but hips nonetheless and do not wear a white belt...how do you explain this, you obviously are lying dustin!

DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES!

dustinlikewhat 10-02-05 08:11 PM

I'll nail you to the wall for your insulance!

spud 10-02-05 08:13 PM

are you coming with us Tuesday for the pilsner plunder?

dustinlikewhat 10-02-05 08:15 PM

I really should...

spud 10-02-05 08:16 PM

indeed, what about chicago? i do believe we still have room in the Street Pirates caravan.

dustinlikewhat 10-02-05 08:17 PM

I've been giving consideration, but not sure about time off of work, I need to save my vacation days for the end of the year......

spud 10-02-05 08:22 PM

what are your diabolical plans for the end of the year?

dustinlikewhat 10-02-05 08:29 PM

possibly hooking with my friends band down to florida

spud 10-02-05 08:31 PM

well chicago would only be one day off work, unless you work weekends...

dustinlikewhat 10-02-05 08:32 PM

baby I'm workin 24/7, you can't get a reputation like mine by taking days off, shiiiiiiiiit.

poopncow 10-02-05 11:21 PM

So Dustin, are you too hip to hang w the pirates now?


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