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teiaperigosa 12-07-05 08:14 PM

since we got people locking threads and what not...I'll try and continue the fun here...


Originally Posted by marcelinyc
thats why she said: Son, dont be stupid! Put a break on your bike.Girls will follow anyway....


haha...girls follow, UNTIL...they see me and my sleek ass bike rolling by and me not needing to use breaks..****, everyone uses those...I'm not an ordinary joe tho...and that's why you should watch your girl around me....lol

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haha...riding breakless is really puttin in WORK ;) :p :D

koyman 12-07-05 08:16 PM

hi, i'm new hear. what bike should i buy? i was thinking bianci or fuji, but i'm not shure. anyone have any suggestions?

dirtydan 12-07-05 08:16 PM

break break

dirtydan 12-07-05 08:17 PM

something with a large break, so everyone will know you have a large {edit} and break

marcelinyc 12-07-05 08:17 PM

jerk off more often. riding brakless will feel unnecessary :)

teiaperigosa 12-07-05 08:17 PM


Originally Posted by koyman
hi, i'm new hear. what bike should i buy? i was thinking bianci or fuji, but i'm not shure. anyone have any suggestions?

whatever you do, take the break off

teiaperigosa 12-07-05 08:19 PM


Originally Posted by marcelinyc
jerk off more often. riding brakless will feel unnecessary :)


LMAO...

I think it should be the other way around shouldn't it...
I think you enjoy caressing the brake hoods

dirtydan 12-07-05 08:19 PM

its BRAKE...not BRAK...or BREAK

koyman 12-07-05 08:20 PM


Originally Posted by dirtydan
its BRAKE...not BRAK...or BREAK

whoa. a revalation.

jim-bob 12-07-05 08:21 PM

I hate to do this, but..

OKAY GUYS BRAKE IT UP!

spud 12-07-05 08:22 PM

or a revolution

dirtydan 12-07-05 08:22 PM

oh, no...I hope you did "revalation" on purpose. The spelling police are here....hide man...hide

koyman 12-07-05 08:24 PM

ha. this rulz.

dolface 12-07-05 08:24 PM


Originally Posted by dirtydan
its BRAKE...not BRAK...or BREAK

brak
http://www.hellblazer.com/media/brak.gif

dirtydan 12-07-05 08:25 PM

oh, no...I hope you did "rulz" on purpose. The spelling police are here....hide man...hide

dirtydan 12-07-05 08:25 PM

yeah brak!

koyman 12-07-05 08:44 PM

****! my ironical mis-steps are lost on the spelling police! here comes my citation!

ostro 12-07-05 08:49 PM

pwn3nd0rz bye the brake polic0rz

Rev.Chuck 12-07-05 08:54 PM

Christ on a popsicle stick. I lock a fricking thread, that you bozos griped about and in, for five minutes to clean it up, and this is what I get. How about I just randomly lock threads because I can? How would that be?
Don't be a ****** and I won't lock the thread to clean it up when one of your own makes a complaint.

junioroverlord 12-07-05 08:55 PM

Wait, if you take the break off of your bike does that make it a fix?

junioroverlord 12-07-05 08:56 PM

Oh and I'm very disappointed at the quality of these new hipster threads. Kyle must be rolling in his grave.

crushkilldstroy 12-07-05 08:57 PM

EDGEBREAK! FACEBRAKE!

http://xheadwalkx.tripod.com/menubar.jpg

jonb 12-07-05 09:34 PM

i am brak less :(

marcelinyc 12-07-05 09:34 PM

no,if you take a brake of your bike it makes you a poser taylor.

mrRed 12-07-05 09:35 PM

I've never been as musically moved as I have Brak and Spaceghost's "Don't touch me"


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