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No break is for hipsters #2

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Old 12-07-05 | 08:14 PM
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since we got people locking threads and what not...I'll try and continue the fun here...

Originally Posted by marcelinyc
thats why she said: Son, dont be stupid! Put a break on your bike.Girls will follow anyway....

haha...girls follow, UNTIL...they see me and my sleek ass bike rolling by and me not needing to use breaks..****, everyone uses those...I'm not an ordinary joe tho...and that's why you should watch your girl around me....lol

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haha...riding breakless is really puttin in WORK
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:16 PM
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hi, i'm new hear. what bike should i buy? i was thinking bianci or fuji, but i'm not shure. anyone have any suggestions?
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:16 PM
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:17 PM
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something with a large break, so everyone will know you have a large {edit} and break
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:17 PM
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jerk off more often. riding brakless will feel unnecessary
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by koyman
hi, i'm new hear. what bike should i buy? i was thinking bianci or fuji, but i'm not shure. anyone have any suggestions?
whatever you do, take the break off
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by marcelinyc
jerk off more often. riding brakless will feel unnecessary

LMAO...

I think it should be the other way around shouldn't it...
I think you enjoy caressing the brake hoods
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:19 PM
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its BRAKE...not BRAK...or BREAK
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by dirtydan
its BRAKE...not BRAK...or BREAK
whoa. a revalation.
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:21 PM
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I hate to do this, but..

OKAY GUYS BRAKE IT UP!
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:22 PM
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:22 PM
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oh, no...I hope you did "revalation" on purpose. The spelling police are here....hide man...hide
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:24 PM
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ha. this rulz.
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by dirtydan
its BRAKE...not BRAK...or BREAK
brak
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:25 PM
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oh, no...I hope you did "rulz" on purpose. The spelling police are here....hide man...hide
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:25 PM
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yeah brak!
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:44 PM
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****! my ironical mis-steps are lost on the spelling police! here comes my citation!
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:49 PM
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:54 PM
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Christ on a popsicle stick. I lock a fricking thread, that you bozos griped about and in, for five minutes to clean it up, and this is what I get. How about I just randomly lock threads because I can? How would that be?
Don't be a ****** and I won't lock the thread to clean it up when one of your own makes a complaint.
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:55 PM
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Wait, if you take the break off of your bike does that make it a fix?
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:56 PM
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Oh and I'm very disappointed at the quality of these new hipster threads. Kyle must be rolling in his grave.
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Old 12-07-05 | 08:57 PM
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EDGEBREAK! FACEBRAKE!

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Old 12-07-05 | 09:34 PM
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i am brak less
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Old 12-07-05 | 09:34 PM
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no,if you take a brake of your bike it makes you a poser taylor.
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Old 12-07-05 | 09:35 PM
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