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#31
jack of one or two trades
Joined: Jun 2005
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From: Suburbia, CT
Bikes: Old-ass gearie hardtail MTB, fix-converted Centurion LeMans commuter, SS hardtail monster MTB
Originally Posted by queerpunk
i put a locking carabiner on one of my (gloved) hands. it's easier than a u-lock. not as hefty, mind you, but i'm not out to break any windows--just knock their paneling as a firm warning.
#32
Originally Posted by Aeroplane
Sounds like camouflaged brass knuckles. Sweet.
#33
Originally Posted by boots
So, my question is, since most of us don't carry u-locks anymore, does anyone have a really good system for punishing drivers?
I love puppies and fluffy bunnies.
Having said that,I have heard about anti-social cyclists who've picked up and carry bic-able Kryptonites from LBS's for cheap/free for just that purpose.
Not that I'm suggesting anything. I'm just sayin'.
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#34
There's been more than a few drivers this holiday season that I wanted to rage on, but I always hesitate because I figure this person's obviously got something against bikers (there's enough people like that already) and if I smash up his car he'll probably run over the next cyclist he sees instead of just driving like an *******. It'll just create more hostility to cyclists. I'm so torn between revenge and making a bad situation worse in the long run. This is if it's a close call, of course. If I get hit forget it.
#35
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From: Somerset, NJ, USA
Bikes: Trek 800, Gary Fisher Advance, Trek 2300 Pro
While my head tends to side with skelly -- escalation/retaliation just makes things worse -- my reptile brain is right there with queerpunk, wanting to beat on them with locking carabiners.
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Hey! Those even come in stealth black: https://www.galaxyarmynavy.com/prodde...od=294&cat=190
Who knew?
#37
hey, i never said i use it for beating on drivers! just for knocking on their cars!
anyway, carabiners that large can be purchased at outdoor supply stores. you're going to want one that's large, made for climbing, unless you have tiny little paws. if you have big meaty hands, you're going to need something more than a carabiner keychain.
anyway, my brain also says that escalation/retaliation sucks.
anyway, carabiners that large can be purchased at outdoor supply stores. you're going to want one that's large, made for climbing, unless you have tiny little paws. if you have big meaty hands, you're going to need something more than a carabiner keychain.
anyway, my brain also says that escalation/retaliation sucks.






