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Old 01-09-06, 10:19 PM
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AHHH Snap!

my butt is itchy, which messenger bag will cure this?
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Old 01-09-06, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by genericbikedude
Stfu
no frills is right, damn.

(ha! caught it before deletion)
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Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
my butt is itchy, which messenger bag will cure this?

My instinct based response is my bag in your mouth... but I'n not into chicks with beards or crappy tattooes.
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I had thought better of that before you quoted me, hence its not there. Gawd, I really need to read a book or something.
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i need to get back to work, i complain forever about not having a studio, then i get one, i am here and i am not drawing...not coming back here for an hour!
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Originally Posted by Fantomas

My instinct based response is my bag in your mouth... but I'n not into chicks with beards or crappy tattooes.
OOOH SNIZZAP IT'S ON!

so would this all work for you if I shave my beard and got some crappy star tattoo's?
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Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
OOOH SNIZZAP IT'S ON!

so would this all work for you if I shave my beard and got some crappy star tattoo's?
Yeah totally..don't forget a lotus on your mound!
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I thought it was cherry's?
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Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
I thought it was cherry's?
****.. You're right... and you should get some un: swallows un: on your throat.
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Rather than buy a bag you should drop some coin on a bar of soap and consider regular bathing.
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nah, I'll get a straightedge tattoo on my throat, maybe true till death, or nailed to the X
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Originally Posted by Rev.Chuck
Rather than buy a bag you should drop some coin on a bar of soap and consider regular bathing.
maybe you should consider eating a messenger bag of d1cks!

I shower every single day, or my boss gets mad....
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Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
nah, I'll get a straightedge tattoo on my throat, maybe true till death, or nailed to the X
Or perhaps a Jerry Garcia RIP portrait.
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Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
maybe you should consider eating a messenger bag of d1cks!

I shower every single day, or my boss gets mad....
Potchouli irish shower?
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round these parts we call that a hippy shower. nope, lever 2000, cause I'd like to beleive that I have 2000 distinct body parts.

man, if I got a jerry garcia rip tattoo, I'd be the b1tchinest person everz.
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Really shouldn't call a mod a dick. Bypassing language filter first warning.
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I declare this a victory for the dustins.

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didn't call you one, please re-read.
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ps, Bypassing sense of humor filter, 1st warning.
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no it trully wasn't, I'm just taking a break from listing things on ebay... but the messenger bag of wangs (is that better?....) was to a degree humorous. Also I think that the banter between me and fantomas was indeed entertaining. But all in all it's amused me, so screw the rest of you.

(edit, awww, someone already erased the comment calling this thread not funny...)
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Originally Posted by dustinlikewhat
cause I'd like to beleive that I have 2000 distinct body parts.
I just tried to count and I could only find 3
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I just tried to count and I could only find 3
were you in a war?
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lol
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You should not tell a mod, or any one else, to eat one either. Poor manners.
Still get a warning for bypassing the filter. Funny, as it does not appear to be a filtered word. Oh well, the thought for the deed.
Regular, proper bathing will cure an itchy butt, so you still might want to look into it.
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you still might want to check in my bag.

in all seriousness, what's this warning you speak of, is there like a terror alert level for bike forums? like once I hit warning level red the bike forums army will invade my sovereign apartment and overthrow my landlord? that's weird.
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