are you saying he should eat live meat, not dead meat?

is that what "namean" means?

dont let me loose something in english to english translation here...

i think "namean" is just "know what i mean?"

as far as organs, raw might help the shock value, but they don't need to be raw.

alive, i was thinking. genitalia, i was thinking…

much you have to learn, asbo-boy

and city i hope you are, not utd, bacause ass-kicked they just got

ok ok,
The guy in question is me.
Lets clear a few things up: I dont live with my EX but she does keep buggin me, i just feel so bad about eating meat because ive been twisted in to semi veganism for ages by her. Now when i look at meat i just feel deep guilt. If im honest i dont really give a crap about animals, so y'know, i dont mind eating them! but recently, i feel bad.
On the 'moving on' front, i am - even been sleeping with other people if you really wanna know!
But that doesnt change the meat issue. plus the fact shes mental!
Like nasty said to me, if this was the other way around (i was a woman and she was a man....u get me?) then she's be done for stalking!

p.s raw organs....mmmm pigs heart

"and city i hope you are, not utd, bacause ass-kicked they just got"

city are the deal. but sparta fcare the REAL deal. and utd got whupped? i dont think 5-0 to burton albion is an ass-kicking. if only it had been the other way around... <sigh>

i'd never put my sausage on another man's pizza. even if i did, i couldn't guarantee it would be perceived as contributing to a small start.

olc, its aunty nasty to you

and to y'all... the very, very extrenuous link to fixed gear and single speed is that the boy and girl in question both ride fixies (i want her chrome) and the boy builds track wheels (https://www.fixationwheels.com/). shameless plug. sorry mods... buts its been a long day, got slapped with a m15, m11 and m9.

btw olc, have you ever been to st john str restaurant in london? you might find it offal-tastic.

what was my point again?

sorry aunty!

thaks for the plug! no i aint been to st john restaurant, offal sonds niiiice.
why you want her chrome? she's touched it. plus its got flats on it...urgh...flats

eddiebrannan: i know, im so so emo.

https://jwz.livejournal.com/590382.html

cross thread fertilization. introduce that chick from birmingham to the ex, making sure birmingham is wearing raw meat on her head. yep. i want that chrome. with the dent. actually, if she's touched it, does that mean its vegan? did you know she's jelaous of that fixie since it gets more attention than her? she calls it "bike". oh geez, she was sniffing around cottee last night. and then got the knock back from harmer and his two buddeis - she was after chisel... anyhoo, zach did the whole promanc thing, swaggerring around in his new barbour, leans back - i suppose you think your a bit of a feminist then eh? the wheels can be trashed ( i believed you built them yeah?) and flat pedals? i heard a rumour that she's going clipless. she has such huge feet. i've bugged her about clips and straps, but i dont think we can get LARGE mks clips this side of the pond. is that emo thing good eating? looks like a butterfly filet pan fried.

olc, mebbe we shouldnt continue this, i'm sure we could come up with some mean response... we are only a block away from each other...

man, sometimes your posts are hard to decipher.
We have probably trashed this thread because noone will understand any of it ---- im off to bed!
oh and those wheels are not my best effort by the way, tho i do like the rims...and she asks me for panniers!? i built her free wheels ffs, jesus!. oh oops, rant over.

olc, theyre just so not manchester. they'll get over it. dont you worry. and if you didnt catch any of it, i can do a london-manc translation for you.

and on that note its only 11.30. time for the bar. again

eat it!..... never been a liver or kidney fan...its never been the same since i took human anatomy and physiology... something about eating the organs that filter all the bad **** from you system isnt all that apealling....good and nutritious though...

Read: data entry person

Up yours nasty.

Love
*tc

send us a decent email will ya.

Throw pigs blood on the ex and her fixie while eating a hotdog. She'll leave you alone. And get over the guilt. Unless you totally f*ck up cooking it, you're honoring it by turning it into something tasty.

i got the owner's cookbook The Whole Beast

i'd rather eat a cow's tongue than a mcdonald's hamburger. it's not what the meat looks like, it's the fact that when i get cow's tongue (from local farmers) i know where it came from. with mcdonalds i don't even know what kind of animal it is.

mister white
why so scathing?
didnt you hear what happened?
i jacked that orifice job to go back on the road. i'd have seen you in nyc but us embassey wouldnt give me a visa. for two weeks.

are you still cross dressing?

I like your column Nasty - always funny.

I think the key to this one is that he imagines his ex's eyes boring into him like he was satan.

So the solution is either to imagine her with sunglasses on or to start identifying with the feeling of being satan. relax and enjoy it a bit. let it spread to other parts of your life. sacrifice a virgin or some ****. enjoy the liberation of being the dark lord and hope strongly that the bible is a very old fairy tale.

problem solved.

ps i had a stalker ex and it was a pain in the arse. total sympathy

i suppose this was a long time ago...water..bridge..whatever..but in future just don't dis my bike. and nasty you just pissed cos you don't get any.

You ate your brother!?(:

Yummm....fried liver and onions with a big side of mashed!!!! And why does asparagus make your pee smell? Anyone?

In regards to onelesscar's problem. A new girlfriend will definitely end the ex calling and emailing. But then, if you're not ready for a girlfriend, you might have two problems. Sorry I can't help ya.