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Originally Posted by turd
in honor of msngr, may i propose that we all can only use one hand for the duration of the benefit.. drinking, pissing, ass-wiping, &c.
Let's all wrap our hands up in bandages and stuff ourselves into the photo booth! |
Msngr... glad to hear you're OK. Enjoy the party, you're on your own for the wipin' however. lol Take care MESSERS
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if i can sneak away from the ladyfriend and my household chores that have been long neglected i'll come by... or if i can convince michele to come too.
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ah, bring michele down. we don't bite (though we have chased a few significant others away with debaucherous attitudes).
mareesha, that blows. RICE, rest, ice, compression, and elevation. make sure you compress your head a lot. a lot. the rest of the sob story: on the way back from DC, i left my lock and chain on the bus. yesterday, on the way to work (as a walker! --6 tags all day), i tried to adjust my phone holster with the paw. i guess i didn't do it right. lost the phone. luckily (?) i had my old nextel lying around and it still worked. until i ran out of battery today. should have found that charger before going to work. more to the story later. i just got run #3 for the day. yay. |
Originally Posted by Msngr
yesterday, on the way to work (as a walker! --6 tags all day), i tried to adjust my phone holster with the paw. i guess i didn't do it right. lost the phone. luckily (?) i had my old nextel lying around and it still worked. until i ran out of battery today. should have found that charger before going to work.
i have a pretty basic unlocked phone that you can use if you have a phone that uses SIM cards and can ask yr provider for a new one (they'll usually give you one for free). PM me if you want it. |
Originally Posted by Msngr
ah, bring michele down. we don't bite (though we have chased a few significant others away with debaucherous attitudes).
the rest of the sob story: on the way back from DC, i left my lock and chain on the bus. yesterday, on the way to work (as a walker! --6 tags all day), i tried to adjust my phone holster with the paw. i guess i didn't do it right. lost the phone. luckily (?) i had my old nextel lying around and it still worked. until i ran out of battery today. should have found that charger before going to work. more to the story later. i just got run #3 for the day. yay. That sucks B. I have a spare mini Ulock you can use. Not much help for work I know, but better than nothing. Let me know if you need it. I'm walking tomorrow if it kills me. No way I'm staying home another day. Wow do I feel stupid for not wearing my helmet, I'd be back at work right now if I had been. |
Originally Posted by mareesha
Wow do I feel stupid for not wearing my helmet, I'd be back at work right now if I had been.
Yeah, and it keeps me from dying. |
Don't sweat it... I swear we all have those brain bucket moments..... DAMN shoulda coulda... least you're here and can still read a post.
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Oh yeah, I have a ny chain collecting dust so if you want that heavy ass mother give me a ring and let me know.
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hey i just had a thought -- can happy hour also include a "steal msngr's pain pills" party?
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umm, my asthma is still acting up. wtf.
had fun tonight ya'll. |
aw babe, sorry you're still not feeling great...
also, a word to the wise: please don't ever let msngr near any butter, lest you want to be the pan to his pam (aka butter spray dispenser).. EW. |
good to see so many people out last night. Ave B looks better w more bikes.
MSNGR. ring that bell. the Lakeside thanks you all. |
Roscoe, your awsome!
Msngr, I hope you found that key, or you'll be showering with that chain for a while. Good to see everyone and have a nice drink after work. |
LOL did you chain him?
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thanks to everyone here, team puma, steve the greek, and roscoe and trackstar, of course. ch0mb0 gave me a bell. no, not that kind --the kind deli's used to have on the counter.
best story of the night (alluded to above): wangster loans me his chain and lock. after a bit of key confusion, he hands the key to me and says, "whatever you do, DON'T LOSE THIS KEY." i said, "no sweat. i'm going over to my bag right now and hooking it onto the interior clasp thingy, sweetheart." ok, i didn't say sweetheart. whatever. short story short, i lost the key from one end of the room to the other. i think i am just used to my key being on a string and attached to me, and i just let go of it. it must have been pretty funny to an outsider, though. cuz i was dumping everything out of my bag thinking i might have dropped it in there. old candy kisses, sharpies, pens, receipts, condoms, pennies, tools, aspirin. everywhere. by the way, everyone, i got my phone back. |
nothing better than seeing a trashed msngr with not one but TWO chains around his waist and a key that's been lashed to his wrist with two cable ties..
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Originally Posted by turd
nothing better than seeing a trashed msngr with not one but TWO chains around his waist and a key that's been lashed to his wrist with two cable ties..
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two? where'd the other come from?
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Yo! MSNGR or any one of his buds.
check it out!!!!! http://bicyclemessenger.com/ Emergency relief fund for injured messers. |
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