MESSENGER DOWN
Help ol' grandpa Brean (MSNGR) with his broken hand and his inability to touch or dress himself. He can't even whipe his own ass. That poor guy. We will be passing the hat to raise some money for a live-in house-boy to help with the ass-whiping.

Lakeside Lounge
Ave B & 10th
6:30-9:00
drink specials
Hat-passing benefit!
Bring $$$$

you forgot to add a "p" in 'whiping'...or was that an extra 'h?' My Msngr-sense tells me it was the former...

aw.. poor widdle bwean. he lost all his hair and use of his hand.. aw..

i'll drink but there's no way i'm going near his ass...

with i name like turd. . . i was kinda hoping. . .

thanks in advance to everyone. i have the best team and friends ever --and a pretty good backhand when this all heals.

hey msngr forgive me for missing the part where you actually got ****ed up but can you recap what happened to you? it all sounds very serious and sucky

friction burn?

seems like with that cast, you'd have a pretty sweet backhand fist right now. see you tomorrow, jerkface.

and here i thought this was about an actual tragedy. turns out it's just brean.

ha ha.

i was going too fast through traffic and swerved around a potentially braodsiding truck. i hit some gravel near a construction site (an actual site, nerds, not something on the intermaweb) and went sliding, i think into one of the barriers. ironic, eh?

the main injury (besides pride), was my wrist/thumb socket (ask salome, she's got all the edumacation on this) breaking. therefore, my tendon pulled the thumb out of the broken socket permanently, at least w/o surgery (pins and wires and lots of not so fun pain). so, i've had 1 surgery so far. with at least one moe coming.

let me know if you want to hear more of the sob story. it gets better. or worse.

injured pride can be easily healed with alcohol. you just have to finish your beer before you start a new one.

If it weren't for Bre-anne, I'd probably still have two six packs of 'gansett left in my fridge.

this will undoubtedly turn into that scene in jackass where the guys tries to get people to help him button his pant bc he has two broken arms. i can already see MSNGR asking, no scratch that, demanding help buttoning his pants over and over again....

why did i think it was a good idea to start taking night classes?

i won't be able to be there, but i'll fill my water bottle with beer and drink to your health during my seminar, msngr.

hmmm... Do I want to give gramps money to live? why not... without gramps life would not be as fun.

Time to go back to Lawyerin' don't need no stinkin thumb to bullsh*t a judge.

****, that sucks. how long are you going to be out of commission for?

and give us the rest of the story!

holy **** man, i'm sorry. hopefully they will rebuild you even better than you were beforehand (no pun intended, lol)

Love to be there but I just got released from St. Vincents ER myself. Some idiot sideswiped me on Varick and W. Housten today. Huge lump on the head and alot of bruises, but nothing broken. Good thing I wasn't wearing my helmet, that thing would have been destroyed!

hey, that really sucks...i missed that story...hope it all heals okay.

I'll be back at work by Wed. I'm just pissed off I got released so late tonight that I can't even pick up my pain meds. All the pharmacies in my ghetto are long since closed. Time to hit the whiskey.
My head / eyebrow is so swollen I look like I belong in the neanderthol exhibit at the Natural History Museum. Ack.

2 for 1 Happy Hour extended to 9pm for MSNGR and all pals.
https://www.lakesidelounge.com

Your f**kin awsome!!!

Sweet!

we just have to make sure msngr doesn't spend all the money raised on beer.

that would be the mission.... should we choose to accept it!

in honor of msngr, may i propose that we all can only use one hand for the duration of the benefit.. drinking, pissing, ass-wiping, &c.