Modern Drunkard
02-11-06 | 01:07 AM
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Wake Up America!
Joined: Dec 2005
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From: San Leandro, CA
Bikes: Bridgestone MB-1, Expert Dave Scott, Balance MTB
Since it seems SS/FG like to drink any of you read modern drunkard magazine???
the zen of drinking alone:
https://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...king_alone.htm
and
How to ace an intervention
https://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...tervention.htm
I used the ace an intervention when I got picked up for DUI and they brang me to first chance and tried to use all the feeling guilty crap... I tottally pissed off the lady I over heard her talking on the phone about me she said I was an arrogant *******... She was just to stupid to know how to debate. I also know how to dig into people and found out her weaknesses and turned the whole situtation around on her ahahhaah..
The best part I used on her was so would you tell david letterman to stop drinking?? What about other comedians is making people laugh wrong?
then i got the nooooo, but......
then i say is that your own opinion or what you were told to say?
thats why i got sent into another room.
the zen of drinking alone:
https://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...king_alone.htm
and
How to ace an intervention
https://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...tervention.htm
I used the ace an intervention when I got picked up for DUI and they brang me to first chance and tried to use all the feeling guilty crap... I tottally pissed off the lady I over heard her talking on the phone about me she said I was an arrogant *******... She was just to stupid to know how to debate. I also know how to dig into people and found out her weaknesses and turned the whole situtation around on her ahahhaah..
The best part I used on her was so would you tell david letterman to stop drinking?? What about other comedians is making people laugh wrong?
then i got the nooooo, but......
then i say is that your own opinion or what you were told to say?
thats why i got sent into another room.
Last edited by helvetica; 02-11-06 at 01:19 AM.
02-11-06 | 01:16 AM
#2
live free or die trying
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,999
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From: where i lay my head is home.
Bikes: bianchi pista workhorse, cannondale r1000, mountain bike fixed conversion
ha, i flipped through a book by that title. it was pretty funny. i'll look at the site later.
02-11-06 | 05:39 AM
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Yay!11! I has!!!1
Joined: Jun 2005
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From: Eastcoast
Bikes: Cocaine the white stallion, Custom Witcomb pista, (Being restored) 80's Pogliaghi Track, (destroyed) RAP Round Breeze NJS, Cannondale Jekyll 900, 84/5 Pinarello Montello (all italian)
The you know you're a drunkard section is fantastic. "The arresting officer tells you that you have the right to remain silent and you waive that right so you can finish singing Enter Sandman." is the definition of my life in the last 2 weeks.
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