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ryansexton 04-13-08 08:52 AM

I ride with about 3 or 4 dudes on the weekends. I am the only one riding fixed though. Our gang activity involves yelling at guidos wearing funny designer clothes, and then sprinting away into places where they can't catch us. LOLz are achieved.

kemmer 04-13-08 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by ryansexton (Post 6510254)
LOLz are achieved.

Which should be the primary objective of any bike gang. We mainly achieve LOLz by watching each other fall down and/or crash in a variety of unconventional ways, hence the term "elbow brakes".

kennykaos 04-13-08 02:11 PM

shark fin, there about 13 of us here in philly holding it down.

Deshi 04-13-08 03:04 PM

The local wheel club in my area does nothing but ride up and down Wolf Creek Pass. There is no way in hell I could ride 8 miles up a 7% grade mountain pass with my 83.11 gear inch fixie. Im to weak. So I pretty much ride by myself when on any of my fixies. Got a few friends I ride BMX with though.

mander 04-14-08 03:50 AM

Gear down to 65-70 and go for it dood... slow and steady, and to keep from blowing up try not to let your breathing rate get ahead of your rpms. Inhalation and exhalation every 1 1/2 crank rotations is a good place to be. You will get up faster than a lot of your roadie pals, and on the descent you will get dropped like an anvil tied to a piano tied to another heavy thing.

skinnyland 04-14-08 07:58 AM

Kenny, just wait till we finish getting our colors made up. ThroatF*ckers ftw.

rewarder 04-16-08 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by anarchocyclist (Post 2182095)
Free face punches for every one of those guys.

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah ooooooooooooooooooh! Brilliant.

tx_what_it_do 04-16-08 02:50 PM

http://www.springmanrecords.com/spri...bl=2&imgType=1

not really but i wouldn't mind that patch.

musicsucks 04-16-08 02:54 PM

best online comic ever.

likeaHorse 04-16-08 02:58 PM

Starting a bike gang is one of my long term goals.

I've already got the gang, bloodthirsty drunken scallywags the lot of them. I just need to get them all on bicycles and we should be ready to rule the pool.

I think we're not going to be very creative with names, and just call it the Bottles and chains PDX chapter.

On a side note, if you get a dUI on a bicycle can you not ride your bike for 90 days or what?

Slabshaft 04-16-08 03:38 PM

http://www.jumphook.com/images/stuntaz.jpg

lanOGiro 04-16-08 03:38 PM

bike clubs/rides are usually excuses for dirtbags to compare whose flatbars are more narrow and who has the newst/best picture in their spokes. Ride to ride, not for fashion.

LurkasauresRex 04-16-08 06:05 PM

All my boys all carry these so you can recognize and respect us - Team Performance. I'm sure you've heard of my crew.
http://www.performancebike.com/produ...-NCL-FRONT.jpg

likeaHorse 04-16-08 06:08 PM


Originally Posted by lanOGiro (Post 6530870)
bike clubs/rides are usually excuses for dirtbags to compare whose flatbars are more narrow and who has the newst/best picture in their spokes. Ride to ride, not for fashion.

You tried riding with friends and got made fun of didn't you?

I'd hardly call a rag tag group of drunken punk rockers raising hell fashionable, but I guess if you're sportin spandex in comparison a little leather and studs might go a long way.

BMonei 04-16-08 06:11 PM

It's a solo act here in southern Maryland.

anniegetyourbik 08-14-08 04:49 PM

Scurvy Dawl Crew, Y'all!
 
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/d...buk3/kanye.jpg

Scurvy Dawl Crew (SDC)

All girl riders. Don't break your neck, gentlemen. But you will get smoked.
Austin. Texas. Fixed.

kiesterstash 08-14-08 04:59 PM


Originally Posted by sers (Post 2172560)
I'm looking to start a bike gang...The B-ville Ching-a-Ling Hustlaz

This would be the type of bike gang that wears back patches, once they are created - and goes to a dive bar and plays pool and intimidates everyone else there - like "hit on your girlfriend and you ain't gonna do **** cos you'll get a pool stick across your back" sort of intimidation. We will also do Toys for Tots to keep it legit.

You need to satisfy one of the two requirements:

1.) you ride a fixed gear bicycle
2.) you are a somewhat attractive female that is willing to get skanked up and talk trash, like how bad any one of us will kick someone's ass.

The first 15 people to join will not have to kill a SUV driver to have the choice of getting beat or ****ed in.

Do you mind if i start a minneapolis chapter?

G60 08-14-08 05:08 PM

our club jacket

http://www.abbyshot.com/newsletters/..._prototype.jpg

solbrothers 08-14-08 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by fordfasterr (Post 2169981)
I wish I had a bike gang to ride with ...

I ride alone.

x2

dobber 08-14-08 05:48 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...eouttoplay.JPG

I roll with the Warriors

Doctor_Eyepatch 08-14-08 05:54 PM

I roll with both Cincy Mayhem and Cincy Sprint Club; and there are about a gillion other training\group oriented rides that go on around here every week.
Cincinnati bike scene repersent!

667 08-14-08 06:27 PM

I ride with the Nads.

GO NADS!

malpag3 08-14-08 06:33 PM

Unreal Detroit Crew. A relatively small, fluctuating, group of us who ride and ride/win alley cats in Detroit. We have team spoke cards, but mainly sarcastic in tone.

Never heard of bike tag, but that was the best thing I heard today.

Have the Cutters been mentioned yet?

thebeard 08-14-08 08:50 PM

My friends, girlfriend and I (yes my girlfriend's also my best friend) have a joke team called the PEDALfiles: Lincoln Chapter. We probably figured that someone had though of that name, but we still like it. And we also have a team motto/quote: "We spoke too soon!"

We're trying to find a totally sweet, original name.

Copyright: me

kiesterstash 08-14-08 10:24 PM


Originally Posted by anniegetyourbik (Post 7273370)

Obama does. :thumb:
http://i34.tinypic.com/2m490sx.png


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