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HereNT 03-14-06 10:37 AM

Just seems wrong
 
http://www.urbanassaultrace.com/index.php

popluhv 03-14-06 10:55 AM

Remeber, always wear a helmet when descending an inflatable water slide.


Red Bull would have something to do with that.

Yoshi 03-14-06 10:57 AM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

zelah 03-14-06 11:15 AM

i thought this thread was gonna be about this http://ljplus.ru/img/d/a/dashing/060313_bike.jpg

brokenrobot 03-14-06 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by tehz
i thought this thread was gonna be about this http://ljplus.ru/img/d/a/dashing/060313_bike.jpg


Beautiful.

gregg 03-14-06 11:39 AM

Makes me hungry for a pretzel

monkey 03-14-06 01:16 PM

Some of the images in this video are just plain wrong.

morbot 03-14-06 01:17 PM

A) what the hell is the story of that bike

B) its like an alleycat for normal people
http://www.urbanassaultrace.com/images/RaceFootage.mov
the watersports part was a little weird

AfterThisNap 03-14-06 01:20 PM

ah ye defenders of "bike culture". Silly checkpoint races have been around since the 80s. Chillax.

humancongereel 03-14-06 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by morbot
A) what the hell is the story of that bike

B) its like an alleycat for normal people

+1!!

morbot 03-14-06 01:32 PM

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8...titled14gi.jpg

oh roger, you're getting me all wet

Shiznaz 03-14-06 01:38 PM

Looks like fun to me! I haven't done most of those things since I was tiny. It would be a blast to ride my bike through a giant gauntlet of bubbles! I liked the shot of the dad pushing his daughter's bike while they both wore matching gear. Alleycats need some of that good old fashioned family goodness.

Aeroplane 03-14-06 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by morbot
B) its like an alleycat for normal people

OMG, alleycats are like, so unique and original.

http://www.gthhh.com/ , racing around and drinking since 1938.

RVAbatman 03-14-06 01:56 PM

I'm not gonna pretend I'm as cool as you people.
It looked like fun to me. Haha but then again I AM a big dork.
Damn, now it's official.

Heh who wants to ride bikes through bubbles with me?!?

rodny71 03-14-06 02:10 PM

money grubbing yuppie scum from HELL!

morbot 03-14-06 02:14 PM

all i said was "this event for 'normal people' is analogous to an alleycat for fg/ss/alt-culture people"
i didn't say "alleycats were totally here first, copy-cats". i can see why you'd think that though.

because you're stupid, thats why.

Shiznaz 03-14-06 02:19 PM


Originally Posted by RVAbatman
Heh who wants to ride bikes through bubbles with me?!?

<---- This guy

stendhalian 03-14-06 02:26 PM

parents!!! why won't they shut up!!
parents!!! why won't they shut up!!

RVAbatman 03-14-06 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by Shiznaz
<---- This guy

Whoa. That post made me happy for two reasons.
1) Someone will play in the bubbles with me and
2) Your subtitle is a [n indirect] quote from The Streets <3<3cheesyinternetheart<3

humancongereel 03-14-06 03:17 PM

it looks sort of like fun. i mean, i don't know how much fun most of us would have kicking it with upper middle class suburban spandex-clad dentist and lawyer cyclist group, but the events look like fun.

not to discriminate, but cripes, i know i'd have very little to talk about with a comparatively rich 45-year old dude on a 5000 dollar 27-speed bike.

HereNT 03-14-06 03:28 PM

Damn - didn't see the video before I posted the link, just the race descriptions. It does look like it could be fun, theough a little too wholesome for my tastes. But at least they had beer :D

Aeroplane 03-14-06 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by morbot
all i said was "this event for 'normal people' is analogous to an alleycat for fg/ss/alt-culture people"
i didn't say "alleycats were totally here first, copy-cats". i can see why you'd think that though.

because you're stupid, thats why.

Ease up. All I'm saying is that there is no 'normal people'. You (allegedly) ride a bike. Get over it.

humancongereel 03-14-06 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by HereNT
Damn - didn't see the video before I posted the link, just the race descriptions. It does look like it could be fun, theough a little too wholesome for my tastes. But at least they had beer :D

you know, i retract what i said about 5000 dollar 27 speed bikes, i was just getting carried away. suburban and upper middle class, i could have left it at that. wholesome, family oriented bike racing. meh. i could, however, deal with an alelycat where one of the checkpoints was, you know...pin the tail on the donkey or one of those "carry the egg in the spoon" races. with shots of liquor as penalties/prizes.

genericbikedude 03-14-06 04:20 PM

the only people who can be cool and family-ish at the same time are hippies. and not the stupid ones. the ones who grow pot and raise goats and get back problems and ride rivendells.

popluhv 03-14-06 04:26 PM

When I play in bubbles, I take my time. No need to race.


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