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Please Remove My Picture At Once
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Okay the comments about his junk are funny.
This is due to the fact that while reading through this I was simultaneously channel surfing (mad multitasking skills yo) and I stumbled upon this delight: http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3986/one8if.jpg http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2796/two5wc.jpg http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9708/three5hv.jpg http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/7445/four8wu.jpg http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/8236/five3em.jpg |
his nudie jeans aren't brekaing in very well... 6 months and $300 down the tubes.
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Originally Posted by joshr
if thats true then i must be a few lightyears away still because i've somehow managed to not click that link yet. i guess i just read the title and think "yeah, me too. next."
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his final bid of $650 on a nearly stock 2005 pista was outbid in the final seconds on ebay.
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he realized he is about to have a whole entire thread discussing how pathetic he looks in that picture.
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Originally Posted by soyboy
maybe he's playing the harmonica, and people are taking pictures because they're shocked at his insane harmonica playing
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His sister called and told him she wanted her pants back.
I wonder if hes at a hardcore show riding his track bike in circles in the mosh pit. |
cause he's overwhlemed to see deathcab for cutie play
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He is a emo mime
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Originally Posted by Terror_in_pink
cause he's overwhlemed to see deathcab for cutie play
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He realized he forgot his book report, and it's due next period. Getting a "0" on this assignment will ruin his GPA, and thus his chances of getting a scholarship to that east coast ivy-league college where he would finally join the liberal elite and be able to leave this one-horse, Podunk town where he is surrounded by camera phones.
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he just found out that his mom died of cancer.
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look at all those ****ty belts
you'd think if he wasnt starved for attention he would have gone to the bathroom, or anywhere that wasnt in the center of the room |
He started to slur his words halfway through his first beer, and by the end of the second, he had the spins and cold sweats. Frickin lightweight.
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He realizes he doesn't have enough money to by a FG and crappy cloths to pull off the emo/hipster look
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oh no, what if he just broke edge! over a girl!
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who cares.
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Originally Posted by [165]
who cares.
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+1
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obviously you all do, or else you wouldnt have come into the thread
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he can see into the future and saw everyone clowning him in this thread.
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Originally Posted by jamey
he can see into the future and saw everyone clowning him in this thread.
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can someone explain the backstory here?
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so some chick will feel sorry for him and take him for a tumble in
the back room? |
back story:
well, we went to a popular rock club in manchester on friday and there was this kid there sat basically in the middle of the club crying his little emo heart out, i caught sight of the little bastard and sneeked a pic like 30 seconds later everyones on top of him, crowds of people all laughing their tits off and taking photos about half an hour later he's not moved, he's still crying and he's actually starting to get sympathy off hot ladies all over the bastard club... we were gettin a bit pissed though and so my mate bundie decides to adopt the 'drunken bumming pose' much to everyones enjoyment about 2 hours into the night and a lot more whiskey later we get a bit more daring and get an upclose shot he's still ****in crying which we just cant believe, i recommend he write a poem or something and **** off home, he cries even more. i found out from a friend of a friend that he'd been dumped on valentines day by his girlfriend and hadnt yet got over it, what a ****, a bit later on some clever bastard grabs him and makes him smile it got to about 2am and the bar was shutting around this time so everything goes blank, dont know what happened to him or anything, he's already been taken apart at the mancpunkscene forums, social centre one if anyone cares to look, i also believe someones found his myspace page on there. anyway, this is for everyone who hates emo kids. if you're part of the metal / rock scene you may have had to put up with their bull**** music and cock dancing from time to time, it drives me insane, was good to laugh at this ****, |
^^^^total buzz kill?
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Originally Posted by giboyeux
anyway, this is for everyone who hates emo kids. if you're part of the metal / rock scene you may have had to put up with their bull**** music and cock dancing from time to time, it drives me insane, was good to laugh at this ****,
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sure do!
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