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Old 03-16-06 | 10:13 PM
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Why is this kid crying?

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Old 03-16-06 | 10:15 PM
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that's really you, isn't it?
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:16 PM
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he stripped his suzue jr.
or he can't decide between clips and straps or clipless.
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:19 PM
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He got his new chrome/reload/tb2 bag dirty
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:19 PM
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cant decide which bag to buy, but knows he cant ask here
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:19 PM
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cause he got skinny little chicken legs?
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:19 PM
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obviously despite his hard work and effort he just couldn't pull off a fabian
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:21 PM
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Just got busted for DUI on a bike AGAIN!!!!
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:25 PM
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He just found out that due to the overwhelming success of Operation Black Finger, that he will never be able to afford the gas needed to drive a 1968 corvette.
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:26 PM
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He just realized that his "cool" new haircut is stupid.
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:28 PM
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the shoes. gotta be the shoes.
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:31 PM
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because this group is lacking in chicks
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by jayrooney
because this group is lacking in chicks
if you can find a way to tie every post on the first page together the entire forum may implode. give it a shot.
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:34 PM
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he just found out i am sleeping with his mom
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:35 PM
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look at everyone taking pictures on their phones hahahahah
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:36 PM
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if you can find a way to tie every post on the first page together the entire forum may implode. give it a shot.
+10000!
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:36 PM
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the entire forum may implode
i thought the entire forum already imploded into the "i hate everybody" thread
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:36 PM
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cause he got skinny little chicken legs?
AND his junk is all squished by the tight pants.
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by joshr
if you can find a way to tie every post on the first page together the entire forum may implode. give it a shot.
i should be writing a paper...

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Old 03-16-06 | 10:38 PM
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He wet his pants and too ashamed to stand up.
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:43 PM
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He realized that his pants don't cover his ass and everyone took pictures of the hole in his underwear with their camera phones.
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Old 03-16-06 | 10:43 PM
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Ennui. Plus the shoes.
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Old 03-16-06 | 11:01 PM
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i thought the entire forum already imploded into the "i hate everybody" thread
if thats true then i must be a few lightyears away still because i've somehow managed to not click that link yet. i guess i just read the title and think "yeah, me too. next."
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Old 03-16-06 | 11:03 PM
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F*** 'em Bucky! +1
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Old 03-16-06 | 11:22 PM
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maybe he's playing the harmonica, and people are taking pictures because they're shocked at his insane harmonica playing
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