I was going to go with:

That was the precise moment his balls turned black and died from lack of blood circulation.

Thats the worst moose knuckle I've ever seen.

He's wroried about global warming.

well when one becomes "emo" one must at all times portry that they are sad, thus showing that they have emotions. the logic behind this is that even though they appear to be distanceing them selves from society, they are only crying out for a girl to like them. the emotions are what girls pick up on. if hes crying that means he is sensitive, if he is sensitive then that means he would be a good mate and would care for her needs.

clearly this kid just cant get laid.

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Okay the comments about his junk are funny.
This is due to the fact that while reading through this I was simultaneously channel surfing (mad multitasking skills yo) and I stumbled upon this delight:

his nudie jeans aren't brekaing in very well... 6 months and $300 down the tubes.

priceless.

his final bid of $650 on a nearly stock 2005 pista was outbid in the final seconds on ebay.

he realized he is about to have a whole entire thread discussing how pathetic he looks in that picture.

win

His sister called and told him she wanted her pants back.
I wonder if hes at a hardcore show riding his track bike in circles in the mosh pit.

cause he's overwhlemed to see deathcab for cutie play

He is a emo mime

You may laugh, but this has sort of almost kinda happened to me. I mean, where I've been waiting years to see a band that I really love play, and I finally get to see them, and within the first few notes I know that this show is going to be everything I hoped it would be. I didn't sit down in a chair and bury my head in my hands or anything, but I admit I teared up a little. Is that really so contemptible, that my appreciation for my favorite bands is genuine?
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(Private message to girls only: Is this working?)

He realized he forgot his book report, and it's due next period. Getting a "0" on this assignment will ruin his GPA, and thus his chances of getting a scholarship to that east coast ivy-league college where he would finally join the liberal elite and be able to leave this one-horse, Podunk town where he is surrounded by camera phones.

he just found out that his mom died of cancer.

look at all those ****ty belts


you'd think if he wasnt starved for attention he would have gone to the bathroom, or anywhere that wasnt in the center of the room

He started to slur his words halfway through his first beer, and by the end of the second, he had the spins and cold sweats. Frickin lightweight.

He realizes he doesn't have enough money to by a FG and crappy cloths to pull off the emo/hipster look

oh no, what if he just broke edge! over a girl!

who cares.

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