Why is this kid crying?
03-16-06, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by dolface
AND his junk is all squished by the tight pants.
That was the precise moment his balls turned black and died from lack of blood circulation.
03-16-06, 11:38 PM
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Thats the worst moose knuckle I've ever seen.
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03-17-06, 12:04 AM
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He's wroried about global warming.
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03-17-06, 12:16 AM
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well when one becomes "emo" one must at all times portry that they are sad, thus showing that they have emotions. the logic behind this is that even though they appear to be distanceing them selves from society, they are only crying out for a girl to like them. the emotions are what girls pick up on. if hes crying that means he is sensitive, if he is sensitive then that means he would be a good mate and would care for her needs.
clearly this kid just cant get laid.
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03-17-06, 12:29 AM
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Okay the comments about his junk are funny.
This is due to the fact that while reading through this I was simultaneously channel surfing (mad multitasking skills yo) and I stumbled upon this delight:
This is due to the fact that while reading through this I was simultaneously channel surfing (mad multitasking skills yo) and I stumbled upon this delight:
03-17-06, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by joshr
if thats true then i must be a few lightyears away still because i've somehow managed to not click that link yet. i guess i just read the title and think "yeah, me too. next."
03-17-06, 12:51 AM
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his final bid of $650 on a nearly stock 2005 pista was outbid in the final seconds on ebay.
03-17-06, 12:52 AM
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he realized he is about to have a whole entire thread discussing how pathetic he looks in that picture.
03-17-06, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by soyboy
maybe he's playing the harmonica, and people are taking pictures because they're shocked at his insane harmonica playing
03-17-06, 03:35 AM
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His sister called and told him she wanted her pants back.
I wonder if hes at a hardcore show riding his track bike in circles in the mosh pit.
I wonder if hes at a hardcore show riding his track bike in circles in the mosh pit.
03-17-06, 05:15 AM
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cause he's overwhlemed to see deathcab for cutie play
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03-17-06, 05:36 AM
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He is a emo mime
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03-17-06, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Terror_in_pink
cause he's overwhlemed to see deathcab for cutie play
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03-17-06, 07:31 AM
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He realized he forgot his book report, and it's due next period. Getting a "0" on this assignment will ruin his GPA, and thus his chances of getting a scholarship to that east coast ivy-league college where he would finally join the liberal elite and be able to leave this one-horse, Podunk town where he is surrounded by camera phones.
03-17-06, 08:19 AM
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look at all those ****ty belts
you'd think if he wasnt starved for attention he would have gone to the bathroom, or anywhere that wasnt in the center of the room
you'd think if he wasnt starved for attention he would have gone to the bathroom, or anywhere that wasnt in the center of the room
03-17-06, 08:22 AM
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He started to slur his words halfway through his first beer, and by the end of the second, he had the spins and cold sweats. Frickin lightweight.
03-17-06, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by [165]
who cares.
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