+1

obviously you all do, or else you wouldnt have come into the thread

he can see into the future and saw everyone clowning him in this thread.

ah man, that's some "chicken or the egg" stuff right there.

can someone explain the backstory here?

so some chick will feel sorry for him and take him for a tumble in
the back room?

back story:

well, we went to a popular rock club in manchester on friday and there was this kid there sat basically in the middle of the club crying his little emo heart out, i caught sight of the little bastard and sneeked a pic

like 30 seconds later everyones on top of him, crowds of people all laughing their tits off and taking photos

about half an hour later he's not moved, he's still crying and he's actually starting to get sympathy off hot ladies all over the bastard club... we were gettin a bit pissed though and so my mate bundie decides to adopt the 'drunken bumming pose' much to everyones enjoyment

about 2 hours into the night and a lot more whiskey later we get a bit more daring and get an upclose shot

he's still ****in crying which we just cant believe, i recommend he write a poem or something and **** off home, he cries even more. i found out from a friend of a friend that he'd been dumped on valentines day by his girlfriend and hadnt yet got over it, what a ****, a bit later on some clever bastard grabs him and makes him smile

it got to about 2am and the bar was shutting around this time so everything goes blank, dont know what happened to him or anything, he's already been taken apart at the mancpunkscene forums, social centre one if anyone cares to look, i also believe someones found his myspace page on there.

anyway, this is for everyone who hates emo kids. if you're part of the metal / rock scene you may have had to put up with their bull**** music and cock dancing from time to time, it drives me insane, was good to laugh at this ****,

^^^^total buzz kill?

lol dont you just hate people that are different?

sure do!

dare i take this thread in a new direction to discuss how flagrantly incorrect all these definitions of emo are?

That kid is crying because you stole a bunch of pictures - and the idea for the thread - from another web site, and are trying to claim them for your own. You're probably doing it to try to achieve shants-level popularity here, which is something awful.

:)

they're all just metalcore/fashioncore, real emo kids are in a constant state of mope, you'll never see one weeping in public

many also have beards now

Really? Link us up!

Well, to be fair, they were funny, so maybe they made the rounds of some emails. Here's the thread on SomethingAwful from a week and a half ago.

goons are afoot, i am protected

I was gonna say. This meme has made the rounds already.

He's crying because someone pushed the seat belt buckle release on his chrome bag and it fell off in the middle of the club.

too little, too late... :(

Damn this is a re-hashed thread! I CALL BULL****!

STAIRS!

******

I say it's because he is overwhelmed with joy at winning the annual St. Patrick's eve musical chairs contest. Just look at the pic! Maybe he has mixed emotions over accepting the prize--he gets to go home with the bouncer.

I am protected, aswell. It seems like alot of people around here are...

whats the correct definition of emo?

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5496/scenecow6rt.jpg

nathan fabian is awesome because its some dude on a bike, lookin foolish.

This thread suck donkey balls **** shovel *** hair **** ******* **** ** *** because you're trying to make him into a nathan fabian.