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04-18-06 | 09:37 PM

#26

Tangsooyuk

jooseyo

Joined: Apr 2006

Posts: 563

Likes: 0

From: The Holy City

16% "You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!"

04-18-06 | 09:37 PM

#27

Mehow

People Before Profit

Joined: Apr 2005

Posts: 497

Likes: 0

From: Vancouver, B.C.

23% . . . {Smells arm pit to see if a shower is necessary}

04-18-06 | 09:52 PM

#28

ChicagoDave

bicycle love

Joined: Feb 2006

Posts: 200

Likes: 0

From: Columbus, GA

Bikes: EAI Bareknuckle, Trek 5500, Giant TCR Aero, Trek 9.8, Trek XO1

"David is 50% Gay!!"

thanks gay-o-meter... now I can justify having sex with men HALF the time!!

04-18-06 | 09:54 PM

#29

Matthew A Brown

this bike is an aqueduct

Joined: Jan 2004

Posts: 1,073

Likes: 2

From: Gainesville, FL

Bikes: Villin custom touring, Medici Pro Pista, KHS Alite1000, Windsor fixed commuter

40%

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04-18-06 | 10:09 PM

#30

thelung

...

Joined: Mar 2005

Posts: 749

Likes: 0

From: hell

Bikes: some piece of s h i t

It seems to associate superficiality and willingness to spend money with *****exuality... 30%

04-18-06 | 10:18 PM

#31

hyperRevue

King Among Runaways

Joined: Mar 2005

Posts: 4,215

Likes: 1

From: MKE

Bikes: 2004 Bianchi Pista, Cannondale Track, Soma Pake, Schwinn Breeze

40%
Probably pretty accurate.

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04-18-06 | 10:22 PM

#32

Eatadonut

You know you want to.

Joined: Jun 2005

Posts: 1,894

Likes: 0

From: Norman, Oklahoma

Bikes: Pinarello Prince, 1980's 531 steel fixie commuter, FrankenMTB

Quote:

Originally Posted by thelung

It seems to associate superficiality and willingness to spend money with *****exuality... 30%

Some stereotypes are earned.

30%, would be less but I think I got upped because I wanted to be the indian.

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04-18-06 | 10:31 PM

#33

shoot.first

one less car

Joined: Jan 2005

Posts: 105

Likes: 0

From: Boston

Bikes: about 4 older road bikes, a fixed gear, and a mtbike

23 % gay for track bikes

04-19-06 | 02:22 AM

#34

sherbert tights

jumping to conclusions

Joined: Dec 2005

Posts: 284

Likes: 0

From: sf

50%..."very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets"...that is rad i will ride the **** out of some bikes and juvi-kyle

edit: and some hott "angelina jolie" type chick

Last edited by sherbert tights; 04-19-06 at 09:22 AM.

04-19-06 | 02:33 AM

#35

somebodies

Major Major

Joined: Apr 2005

Posts: 199

Likes: 0

From: oakland

Bikes: Zebrakenko (nishiki knock-off) fixed. Its all broke though. Now, some other old, unidentified japanese frame, freshly spray-painted black(kinda hot). Puch, ss...or is that fffda7th's?

I took a similar test some years back. 43%. But I have noticed ebb and flow. Like that time I sipped thai coconut soup from Fred's(99%) spoon. Bumped me to 52%. Not three days later, I watched the Super Bowl and bro'ed out and stuff. Cool, back down to 41%. But now my shoulder bag color scheme matches my bike's, so I am a bit concerned...not to mention all the cock

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04-19-06 | 02:42 AM

#36

ImOnCrank

Yay!11! I has!!!1

Joined: Jun 2005

Posts: 1,659

Likes: 0

From: Eastcoast

Bikes: Cocaine the white stallion, Custom Witcomb pista, (Being restored) 80's Pogliaghi Track, (destroyed) RAP Round Breeze NJS, Cannondale Jekyll 900, 84/5 Pinarello Montello (all italian)

46% what the hell is that. Where's the "do you get pissed and make out with anything that moves on a regular basis?" question. Oh well I can handle well adjusted i guess.

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Last edited by ImOnCrank; 04-19-06 at 02:43 AM. Reason: ruglar is definitely not a well adjusted word.

04-19-06 | 02:48 AM

#37

r-dub

likes avocadoes

Joined: Nov 2004

Posts: 1,125

Likes: 1

From: oakland, ca

Bikes: heh, like that info would fit here...

50%. That's bullsh**. Knowing how to repair a roof does not make me less gay. Neither does not owning leather pants. My wife, most of my exes, most of my friends, and all of my coworkers are constantly telling me that I'm just the butchiest lesbian they know. In fact, my unofficial radio tag when a certain (queer female) coworker is dispatching is Bull****1. Having a penis changes nothing!

04-19-06 | 02:59 AM

#38

daibutsusan73

Esse Quam Videri

Joined: Dec 2005

Posts: 223

Likes: 0

From: Washington, DC

Bikes: Bianchi Pista (I know, I know....But I'm slowly modifying her into ONE SEXY 8ITCH!)

I'm only 43% the gay

and a 60% sexpert

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04-19-06 | 03:01 AM

#39

riotboy

ya rly!

Joined: Jan 2006

Posts: 754

Likes: 0

From: central coast, ca

Bikes: Iro

it says 53% well adjusted **** guy

04-19-06 | 06:41 AM

#40

brunop

hell's angels h/q e3st ny

Joined: Oct 2005

Posts: 1,582

Likes: 0

From: boston area/morningside heights manhattan

Bikes: surly steamroller, independent fabrication titanium club racer, iro jamie roy--44/16, independent fabrication steel crown jewel--47/17, surly karate. monkey (rohloff speed hub), unicycle

30%. yikes!

04-19-06 | 06:49 AM

#41

Aeroplane

jack of one or two trades

Joined: Jun 2005

Posts: 5,640

Likes: 0

From: Suburbia, CT

Bikes: Old-ass gearie hardtail MTB, fix-converted Centurion LeMans commuter, SS hardtail monster MTB

26%. I think that's more a product of me being cheap than anything. I can't afford to be gay.

Last edited by Aeroplane; 04-19-06 at 10:26 AM.

04-19-06 | 07:21 AM

#42

eyefloater

Me talk pretty one day.

Joined: Aug 2005

Posts: 2,073

Likes: 0

From: Toronto

60% ... I'm not gay, I just look spectacular.

04-19-06 | 07:39 AM

#43

.:Jimbo:.

Sofa King Fast

Joined: Oct 2005

Posts: 1,195

Likes: 0

From: En' Why? Sea.

Bikes: 2007 Scott CR1 team-that's the only one that matters

i was 20 percent, why does this thing say im too straight? Wtf is wrong with be "too straight"?

04-19-06 | 08:09 AM

#44

junioroverlord

Better than you since 83!

Joined: Oct 2004

Posts: 1,117

Likes: 0

From: Up a big F'ing Hill

Bikes: Fixed Gear 79 Schwinn Sprint

Sweet, I'm only 40% gay. What does this say about you so called heteros?

04-19-06 | 08:40 AM

#45

chip thunder

spectacular

Joined: Dec 2005

Posts: 488

Likes: 0

From: Philadelph-eye-a

30% as well. Just because I have fought on the street and don't overuse lube? Pft.

04-19-06 | 08:51 AM

#46

mareesha

...

Joined: Nov 2005

Posts: 318

Likes: 0

From: Chicago

Bikes: mine

60 %
No big surprise there.

04-19-06 | 09:08 AM

#47

abeyance

Senior Member

Joined: Nov 2005

Posts: 997

Likes: 0

40 percent. But I used to teach elemetary school.... and I have a pink car....but I'm getting married.

04-19-06 | 09:20 AM

#48

HereNT

無くなった

Joined: Mar 2004

Posts: 5,072

Likes: 0

From: Sci-Fi Wasabi

Bikes: I built the Bianchi track bike back up today.

26%

But it didn't ask if I bought bar tape and tires to match the paint on my bike...

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04-19-06 | 09:37 AM

#49

lunacycle

Senior Member

Joined: Dec 2004

Posts: 698

Likes: 0

From: St Paul, MN

36%...
It's true. I am my mother's favorite.

04-19-06 | 09:38 AM

#50

zapb42

Master Shake

Joined: Apr 2005

Posts: 139

Likes: 0

From: Grand Forks, ND

Bikes: IRO Mark V Pro, No-name brand full-suspension mtb (heavy as a tank, but takes a thrashing)

26% - and I definitely have that "soft edges for women to grab onto" thing going.

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