Ask a track bike
 

from this weeks sf weekly.

This is a joke, right?

Haha, I kinda like that one. Much better than the first one I saw. I wonder who writes it.

fav quote: wearing a scarf indoors is gay.

*yawn*

Of course not, my track bike writes a help column at the local paper also....

"wearing a scarf indoors is gay" lol

200K a year for graphic design? gad zooks

at least it's funny. or, i laughed anyway.

"stealing other people's choices..." this is funny

I like the part about the fat hipsters being relegated to the Brian Setzer (sp?) look. Other than that, meh.

Lame.

how about my beater for $150

Makes me want to buy a handgun.

I love that ****...I think it is pretty ****in funny and would love to see it stay.

inre: fakengers.

i'd love to bring a bunch of track racers around the streets and have THEM tell the messengers that they're posers.. a bike is a bike is a bike..

that **** is just as funny...I like where this is goin.

that **** is ****in badass.

My letter was apparently too clever to print.

**** **** yeah! ****in asterisks are ****in awesome ****, *******s!

**** yeah you smarmy ********* **** tard monkey art *** ** heads. suck a **** balls in *** ...


**** flower.

and for what its worth, that article could've been really funny if it was authored by someone with a little writing ability and maybe even a decent sense of humor.

dont worry it wasnt his writing style to begin with...he borrowed from someone else...he is a proseur

9 letters? which one is this?

you are a turd...I love it. The author is a ****ing track bike, they dont have brains.

the expiry date on this kind of humor was about two years ago. anyhow, the kids he's trying to clown have all moved on to mopeds.

probably *********

sweet i need to get in on this...

****

looks like I was shown up by a track bike. luckily its happened before, and will most likely happen again, so I know how to deal (furious rage). **** track bikes and their "too school for school attitude", i'm getting a huffy.

close, but the "j" is silent.

thats better, check the sig. track bikes are the worst.