A what now?

Hey,
Guess what just crawled up my leg....
I am sitting at my desk and I feel the hairs on my leg moving around.
I lift my pant leg and there is a one and a half inch long roach crawling up my leg.
I tossed it to the ground and stomped it like four times.
Then I grabbed my bike and rode to the Convenient store to buy the biggest can of Raid they had (Country Fresh Scent)
I came back to the office and told everyone to hurry up and finish their lunch because I was about to dispense of $10 worth of Raid.
As I coated everything in the office I noticed the smashed roach was still trying to crawl away despite the fact that less than half its body was still intact. I gave it a going away shower until it stopped moving. All the while shouting in a New Jersey accent;
"Your Dead, do you hear me Dead! You crawl up my leg, your Dead! You touch me, your Dead! Your whole family is Dead! Dead Dead!!!!
It's little carcass is just sitting in a pool of insecticide now which appears to be melting a hole in the carpet.

Now everyone in the office is walking around with rags over their faces because the whole office smells like country fresh insecticide.
Good times

Enjoy

one of these:


floating in the bubble of yr rotting gums.

mmmmmm.... rotten gum....

wow, that was a dumb post. i was pretty drunk to post that.

Shants is the new Waldo.

Enjoy

Pardon me sir but I believe we were talking about me here. Who the hell is this shants?

I just downloaded an arial view of Columbus.
I'm looking for your cycling cap.
It would be easier if you told me what color shirt you are wearing.
No wait, forget it I don't want to cheat.
I'll let you know when I find you.

Enjoy

i killed a hooker last night.

we were wondering where mom was.

That's funny cause a hooker killed my buzz last night when she refused to do me.
.....something about smelling like tarter sauce.....

Enjoy

cute.

is that what passes for a chat up line these days?

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sparky

I like the double-quote box think. It's so cool looking. The only thing that beats it is...

TRIPLE




ps - i hope all that willy-nilly quote-coding works. and what's a "chat up line"?

chat-up line (plural chat-up lines)


noun

Definition:

U.K. remark intended to attract somebody: a prepared phrase or topic that somebody uses when trying to initiate a romantic or sexual relationship ( informal )

according to encarta.

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sparky