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05-03-06, 12:13 PM
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Haha, I kinda like that one. Much better than the first one I saw. I wonder who writes it.
fav quote: wearing a scarf indoors is gay.
fav quote: wearing a scarf indoors is gay.
05-03-06, 12:14 PM
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Of course not, my track bike writes a help column at the local paper also....
05-03-06, 12:25 PM
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"stealing other people's choices..." this is funny
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05-03-06, 12:28 PM
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I like the part about the fat hipsters being relegated to the Brian Setzer (sp?) look. Other than that, meh.
05-03-06, 12:28 PM
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Lame.
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05-03-06, 01:07 PM
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I love that ****...I think it is pretty ****in funny and would love to see it stay.
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05-03-06, 01:15 PM
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inre: fakengers.
i'd love to bring a bunch of track racers around the streets and have THEM tell the messengers that they're posers.. a bike is a bike is a bike..
i'd love to bring a bunch of track racers around the streets and have THEM tell the messengers that they're posers.. a bike is a bike is a bike..
05-03-06, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by turd
inre: fakengers.
i'd love to bring a bunch of track racers around the streets and have THEM tell the messengers that they're posers.. a bike is a bike is a bike..
i'd love to bring a bunch of track racers around the streets and have THEM tell the messengers that they're posers.. a bike is a bike is a bike..
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trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!
05-03-06, 01:17 PM
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My letter was apparently too clever to print.
05-03-06, 01:23 PM
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**** **** yeah! ****in asterisks are ****in awesome ****, *******s!
05-03-06, 01:31 PM
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**** yeah you smarmy ********* **** tard monkey art *** ** heads. suck a **** balls in *** ...
**** flower.
and for what its worth, that article could've been really funny if it was authored by someone with a little writing ability and maybe even a decent sense of humor.
**** flower.
and for what its worth, that article could've been really funny if it was authored by someone with a little writing ability and maybe even a decent sense of humor.
05-03-06, 01:32 PM
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dont worry it wasnt his writing style to begin with...he borrowed from someone else...he is a proseur
05-03-06, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mrRed
*********
05-03-06, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by mrRed
**** yeah you smarmy ********* **** tard monkey art *** ** heads. suck a **** balls in *** ...
**** flower.
and for what its worth, that article could've been really funny if it was authored by someone with a little writing ability and maybe even a decent sense of humor.
**** flower.
and for what its worth, that article could've been really funny if it was authored by someone with a little writing ability and maybe even a decent sense of humor.
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trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!
05-03-06, 01:41 PM
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the expiry date on this kind of humor was about two years ago. anyhow, the kids he's trying to clown have all moved on to mopeds.
