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Old 05-19-06 | 01:15 PM
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Do you have Herpes?

Man Up!!! (pt. 3)
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Old 05-19-06 | 01:16 PM
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who doesn't have herpes?
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Old 05-19-06 | 01:28 PM
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Old 05-19-06 | 01:29 PM
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who doesn't have herpes?
well you did not tell me you did before we went to Jumpinships and now I am a ****ing mess!
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Old 05-19-06 | 01:30 PM
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oh thaaats what that is....
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Old 05-19-06 | 01:38 PM
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Wierdest ski injury I ever had. Did a faceplant. The side of my head that was impacted broke out like I had chickenpox. It was shingles. Turns out the virus, which is a form of herpes, that manifests as chickenpox, hangs out in your spinal cord. Sometimes physical trauma can cause it to come out.
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Old 05-19-06 | 01:54 PM
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well you did not tell me you did before we went to Jumpinships and now I am a ****ing mess!
sorry, dude. I was embarassed and didn't know how to tell you. [165] did the same thing to me, so I know how you feel.

Still wanna make out tonight?
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Old 05-19-06 | 02:03 PM
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Old 05-19-06 | 02:05 PM
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i leave bikeforums for like a week and it comes to this....D'OH!
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Old 05-19-06 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by teadoggg
who doesn't have herpes?
damnit.. now i have to go get tested. the jumpinships were W.I.L.D.
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teadoggg+mlproject+cardstock+shants = free clinic nightmare.
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Old 05-19-06 | 02:15 PM
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THE SWAB for everyone!
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THE SWAB for everyone!
Except for me, Jesus, and my dog....
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Old 05-19-06 | 02:20 PM
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Old 05-19-06 | 02:33 PM
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THE SWAB for everyone!
OWW OH MY GOD that is the WORST AUGGHH OW OW OW. A woman who hasn't given birth will NEVER understand.
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shants and I had an interesting experience with one of these, once.
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Old 05-19-06 | 02:42 PM
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did you steal his bike?
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Old 05-19-06 | 02:43 PM
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Vomitron and I had a interesting experience with the herp one time...
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Old 05-19-06 | 02:47 PM
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shants and I had an interesting experience with one of these, once.
I prefer this.

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Old 05-19-06 | 02:49 PM
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I'm not quite to that level yet. I bet the warming feature of the lamp makes insertion much more pleasurable!
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Old 05-19-06 | 07:12 PM
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The herps was/is my **** punk band. It'll happen one day... For now guess I'll just stick to the valtrex
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Old 05-19-06 | 08:54 PM
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**** herpes...herpes is the new white belt. I'll stick with my chlamydia any day...
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Old 05-19-06 | 09:02 PM
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Old 05-19-06 | 09:45 PM
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Can you get that from swapping saddles?
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