my friend's aunt used to date the real serpico. also my grandpa's best friend invented plutonium.

Mark Kozelek (Red House Painters) stopped a song to call me a ******. Two minutes later he walked offstage.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Kozalek sounds a little ******** actually. His speech is sloooooow.

that's one of the best things about an rhp show. kozelek is ****ing nuts. he's either abandoning songs half way through or doing a steve wright impersonation.

Also, if he's not going nuts on stage he's changing the name of his band(or solo project).

my grandfather was part of the team that built the first atomic pile w/ enrico fermi. The had him over for a dinner a few times, tho onetime my grandmother undercooked the turkey and freaked out. Fermi's wife helped her fix it. They remained friends till my grandparents left illinois.
my grandfather was also friends with richard fineman who got drunk and played bongos in their bathroom while *****ing about his wife.

I talked (as in said "Hi!") to Michael Showalter in the Midtown II Diner after his show in Philly. He is the awesomest.

i got high with the Bad Brains.

i met glenn danzig in tower recoreds when he had a show w/ danzig AND samhain- he was mad short- ooh and harley flannigan @ my old job- does a girl who ****ed ron jeremy count?

I drank a 40oz. with Ian MacKaye.

i smoked weed with george clinton after a show he played in providence, ri.

i really like how this thread has derailed, btw.

pacino?? overacting?!?

at a london restaurant 2 months ago i looked to the left of our table. at the table next to ours, sitting two feet away from me was jack white of white stripes... he had a cane and was wearing a top hat?!

i rode my fixed gear to the restaurant...just to stay on topic. a good ride up clerkenwell road...

Blixa Bargeld smoked me out when I was 15. He slapped me because I said I couldn't feel my face.

I smoked out with Manu Chao when I was 22. After that we went and ate some pretty awesome vegetarian food, and walked around some of the scariest parts of Caracas. He later hooked me up with places to stay in Chile, Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, and Colombia, just because I told him that I might take a trip to see more of South America.

manu chao is awesome... but who is blixa bargeld?

founder of Einstürzende Neubauten

whoah

I saw the guy who was in 24 (never actually seen the show..) and does those Allstate commercials in the local burger shop before. I said nothing and left quietly.

I sneezed and sent a little mucus rocket to the next table at a restaurant. It hit the fonz in the back.

I made it with a fluff girl from a Ron Jeremy film.

Enjoy

My girlfriend died, from carbon monoxide. What should I do?

Ian MacKaye told me he thought my shoes were "****ing great."

Kazu Makino from Blonde Redhead told me that John Frusciante, "used to be so beautiful. Do you remember? Now he has no teeth."

Awesome. A couple years ago, I chased him across the street and into a deli in a rainstorm by shouting "Affleck is a poopie-pants!" at him again and again while staying as close to him as I could.

If we sat around ripping on every biker that fit the h-word stereotype for one reason or another, we'd all rip each other apart before long. besides ripping on people gets old fast. Something like the Natty Fab thread is funny once.

I had a drink with Don Vito (that ******bag drunk guy from The Bam Show) at a bar/strip club in Peoria. He sounds just like he does on the show, lots of unintelligible blabbering and such.

I blew juvi-kyle for crack. Twice.

semi-brokeback situations???

link to the vid?

link to the vid?

My cousin grew up in Westchester, PA and is good friends with Bam.
Is that cool?
I'm not even sure.


How about when I was 10 they were shooting the movie "Dillinger" in Milwaukee and they used a lot of props from my parent's house and I got to be an extra. I got to meet Mark Harmon, too. (He played Dilinger).

Oh, and no joke, in order to be an extra they had to cut my mullet and I actually needed time to "think about it."