Allow me to prove drooly-kyle drinkability:
3 glasses House merlot
2 beers
3 shots

then he procede to hilarify the night by answering a friend's phone and completely intimidating this "gentleman" caller by asking him, repeatedly, if he wants to come over and ride bikes. I couldn't stop laughing.
He took off into the streets of Chicago to harvest more alcohol and innanity.

Kyle, everyone should have a friend like this. It is better than starting your own religious cult or living on the san andreas fault.
Fo rea'

Anyone else notice that BikeForums is pulled up on the computer behind Juvi in the first picture???

He's a side-docker, it seems.

I AM IN SF LETS DO THIS TRIANGLEMOON
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hahaha... i'm down playa. i'll bring the smirnoff ice! ;)

Ditch that menage-a-trois* crap and get some ****in Wild Irish Rose.

*actually not to bad for a Zin blend.

213-422-0212, call me biatch...

GARGLEGARGLAGARGLEFARLGEEEE..........................*GULP*AAAAAHHHHHHHH!Fermented Soy Sauce!
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Whazzap biatches!

Nobody drinks Scotch in a public restroom anymore?

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drop a shot of hennesey in that ****, you won't be sorry.

ooh! Glenlivet! a man after my own heart!

anybody else notice a girl that doesnt know how to wear a belt?

sideways is the new front

didn't you know studded belts worn sideways are cooooooool?


(puke)

actually caring how other people wear there belts or if it is studded or white = PUKE!

Honey you need to learn how to ride a bike about half as good as sherbert_tights...then maybe...just maybe I will make-out with you.

Got to treat the ladies like the guys or I would be sexist, so whoever tries to talk ****...piss off.

Thanks Kyle

now now, kyle - we all love you sideways-worn, white studded belt. (and we all love seeing you put it on)
it matches the grill

stop being pissy. it is unbecoming. See you soon, Huck honey.

TacoTruckAllStar

edit: **** it.....sideways belts are the new birth control. and juvi has got mad drunken skillz riding bikes.

all i noticed is kyle getting the freaky eye from the chick in the photo (pres. sherbert tights?)

booyeah.

hahahah

i took the photo.......basically it perfectly sums up that night.

gross.

kidding.

There was goldsprints tonight. I drank alot. My continued case of the meatfarts propelled me. A ******** dutchie beat me. I'ma piss noww. sewet.

also let me mention kyle will make-out with---ANYONE.so if he wont make-out with you.....youre assed out.

matthewandre: man
matthewandre: there was a few times on tour when i'd be like
matthewandre: **** you all i'm peeing right now
matthewandre: rather than wait or stop or something
matthewandre: this is usually post-show and kinda drunk, but not
matthewandre: so i'd get a coke bottle
matthewandre: and man
matthewandre: there's a certain kind of terror watching that thing fill up
matthewandre: cos its going fast
dude: mwa ha ha
dude: yeah
dude: \it's amazing
dude: the gatorade bottles are nice cuase of the wider mouth
matthewandre: and its like
matthewandre: WHAT IF IT FILLS UP