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haha i was in a van outside a show once and there was a bottle of piss in it. we were hanging and one of the guys decides to go throw the bottle out. he grabs it and starts to walk and a cop is like "come here! whatcha doin?" and my friend says "throwing this away" and the cop tells him "you can't have an open beer and hang out on the streets. i'm gonna have to give you a ticket." my friend laughs and says "oh, well, this isn't beer. it's piss" then cop puts away his ticket book, shakes his head, and walks off without saying anything.
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Originally Posted by Matthew A Brown
matthewandre: man
matthewandre: there was a few times on tour when i'd be like matthewandre: **** you all i'm peeing right now matthewandre: rather than wait or stop or something matthewandre: this is usually post-show and kinda drunk, but not matthewandre: so i'd get a coke bottle matthewandre: and man matthewandre: there's a certain kind of terror watching that thing fill up matthewandre: cos its going fast dude: mwa ha ha dude: yeah dude: \it's amazing dude: the gatorade bottles are nice cuase of the wider mouth matthewandre: and its like matthewandre: WHAT IF IT FILLS UP matthewandre was kind enough to change "zorak8me" to "dude" Actually, when you said 'tour' I thought you meant 'bike tour' and not 'band tour'. I was kinda wondering how you could pee into a coke bottle while riding a bike, or how that was a better alternative than stopping. |
Well, you could've said something. You know. In the IM window.
Dork. |
Stop Editing
What Is This Amateur Hour Omgz edit: ****ing anti-caps |
no need to stop. in the tour de france, they just veer off downwind of the peloton and let it fly.
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Coqui 900 : Keep it real or keep it movin.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ore/coqui2.jpg |
Originally Posted by spencer
also let me mention kyle will make-out with---ANYONE.so if he wont make-out with you.....youre assed out.
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Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
****! hehehe I better start wearing my magical bike powers belt. I don't know where I put it?
don't worry, it's white |
i don't think a belt will make a difference. but what the **** do i know, i just liek to ride bikes.
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Originally Posted by celephaiz
Oh shucks, thanks a lot! |
Originally Posted by sherbert tights
i don't think a belt will make a difference. but what the **** do i know, i just liek to ride bikes.
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Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
hehe, I think all of my friends wear belts like that. I make fun of them, too. Don't get too offended. I don't even know you, but you probably are a stronger rider than I am. I have only been riding for 2 years. *sigh* I guess that means no one will make out with me, 'cept for that boy that I live with.
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Originally Posted by sloppy robot
id make out with any girl sporting bad news bear hair
Yeah, it can be pretty unstoppable. |
Originally Posted by sloppy robot
id make out with any girl sporting bad news bear hair
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Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
haha! Isn't the kid from the original movie the same kid in breaking away? I should work on hair like his. Maybe not shower for a week or two?
2. no work needed.. youre doing just fine |
Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
hehe, I think all of my friends wear belts like that. I make fun of them, too. Don't get too offended. I don't even know you, but you probably are a stronger rider than I am. I have only been riding for 2 years. *sigh* I guess that means no one will make out with me, 'cept for that boy that I live with.
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Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
hehe, I think all of my friends wear belts like that. I make fun of them, too. Don't get too offended. I don't even know you, but you probably are a stronger rider than I am. I have only been riding for 2 years. *sigh* I guess that means no one will make out with me, 'cept for that boy that I live with.
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everyone should just shut the **** up right now
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+1
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Originally Posted by [165]
everyone should just shut the **** up right now
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Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
yeah...! [165] should shut the **** up, this **** is hott. I am def gettin turned on!
"omg, i totally love bikes too!" |
No, I am pretty sure Vomitron is the one swooping and [165] just found his true love.
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ive been wanting some armenian, lately
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Originally Posted by sherbert tights
i like to give people i don't know a hard time. it is part of my charm:D
haha, as do I, obviously! edit. Wait, we weren't fighting right? |
Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
Can I make out with the boy you live with too. Anyways boys give way better head than girls.
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