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06-01-06 | 01:42 PM
#51
haha i was in a van outside a show once and there was a bottle of piss in it. we were hanging and one of the guys decides to go throw the bottle out. he grabs it and starts to walk and a cop is like "come here! whatcha doin?" and my friend says "throwing this away" and the cop tells him "you can't have an open beer and hang out on the streets. i'm gonna have to give you a ticket." my friend laughs and says "oh, well, this isn't beer. it's piss" then cop puts away his ticket book, shakes his head, and walks off without saying anything.
06-01-06 | 01:47 PM
#52
Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Matthew A Brown
matthewandre: man
matthewandre: there was a few times on tour when i'd be like
matthewandre: **** you all i'm peeing right now
matthewandre: rather than wait or stop or something
matthewandre: this is usually post-show and kinda drunk, but not
matthewandre: so i'd get a coke bottle
matthewandre: and man
matthewandre: there's a certain kind of terror watching that thing fill up
matthewandre: cos its going fast
dude: mwa ha ha
dude: yeah
dude: \it's amazing
dude: the gatorade bottles are nice cuase of the wider mouth
matthewandre: and its like
matthewandre: WHAT IF IT FILLS UP
matthewandre: there was a few times on tour when i'd be like
matthewandre: **** you all i'm peeing right now
matthewandre: rather than wait or stop or something
matthewandre: this is usually post-show and kinda drunk, but not
matthewandre: so i'd get a coke bottle
matthewandre: and man
matthewandre: there's a certain kind of terror watching that thing fill up
matthewandre: cos its going fast
dude: mwa ha ha
dude: yeah
dude: \it's amazing
dude: the gatorade bottles are nice cuase of the wider mouth
matthewandre: and its like
matthewandre: WHAT IF IT FILLS UP
matthewandre was kind enough to change "zorak8me" to "dude"
Actually, when you said 'tour' I thought you meant 'bike tour' and not 'band tour'. I was kinda wondering how you could pee into a coke bottle while riding a bike, or how that was a better alternative than stopping.
06-01-06 | 01:51 PM
#53
this bike is an aqueduct
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From: Gainesville, FL
Bikes: Villin custom touring, Medici Pro Pista, KHS Alite1000, Windsor fixed commuter
Well, you could've said something. You know. In the IM window.
Dork.
Dork.
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06-01-06 | 01:51 PM
#54
this bike is an aqueduct
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,073
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From: Gainesville, FL
Bikes: Villin custom touring, Medici Pro Pista, KHS Alite1000, Windsor fixed commuter
Stop Editing
What Is This Amateur Hour Omgz
edit: ****ing anti-caps
What Is This Amateur Hour Omgz
edit: ****ing anti-caps
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06-01-06 | 02:02 PM
#57
girl anachronism
Joined: Dec 2004
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From: Philadelphia, PA
Bikes: cayne uno
Originally Posted by spencer
also let me mention kyle will make-out with---ANYONE.so if he wont make-out with you.....youre assed out.
06-01-06 | 02:07 PM
#58
I sing the body electric
Joined: Apr 2005
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From: PHL
Bikes: 2006 CrossCheck, Fuji Track 2004
Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
****! hehehe I better start wearing my magical bike powers belt. I don't know where I put it?
don't worry, it's white
06-01-06 | 02:15 PM
#61
girl anachronism
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 434
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From: Philadelphia, PA
Bikes: cayne uno
Originally Posted by sherbert tights
i don't think a belt will make a difference. but what the **** do i know, i just liek to ride bikes.
06-01-06 | 02:26 PM
#62
like, really sloppy
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From: calipornia
Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
hehe, I think all of my friends wear belts like that. I make fun of them, too. Don't get too offended. I don't even know you, but you probably are a stronger rider than I am. I have only been riding for 2 years. *sigh* I guess that means no one will make out with me, 'cept for that boy that I live with.
06-01-06 | 02:31 PM
#63
this bike is an aqueduct
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,073
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From: Gainesville, FL
Bikes: Villin custom touring, Medici Pro Pista, KHS Alite1000, Windsor fixed commuter
Originally Posted by sloppy robot
id make out with any girl sporting bad news bear hair
Yeah, it can be pretty unstoppable.
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06-01-06 | 02:33 PM
#64
girl anachronism
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From: Philadelphia, PA
Bikes: cayne uno
Originally Posted by sloppy robot
id make out with any girl sporting bad news bear hair
06-01-06 | 02:50 PM
#65
like, really sloppy
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From: calipornia
Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
haha! Isn't the kid from the original movie the same kid in breaking away? I should work on hair like his. Maybe not shower for a week or two?
2. no work needed.. youre doing just fine
06-01-06 | 03:01 PM
#66
Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
hehe, I think all of my friends wear belts like that. I make fun of them, too. Don't get too offended. I don't even know you, but you probably are a stronger rider than I am. I have only been riding for 2 years. *sigh* I guess that means no one will make out with me, 'cept for that boy that I live with.
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Originally Posted by dutret
trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!
06-01-06 | 03:01 PM
#67
jumping to conclusions
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From: sf
Originally Posted by Red Riding Hood
hehe, I think all of my friends wear belts like that. I make fun of them, too. Don't get too offended. I don't even know you, but you probably are a stronger rider than I am. I have only been riding for 2 years. *sigh* I guess that means no one will make out with me, 'cept for that boy that I live with.
06-01-06 | 03:04 PM
#70
Originally Posted by [165]
everyone should just shut the **** up right now
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Originally Posted by dutret
trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!
06-01-06 | 03:09 PM
#71
like, really sloppy
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From: calipornia
Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
yeah...! [165] should shut the **** up, this **** is hott. I am def gettin turned on!
"omg, i totally love bikes too!"
06-01-06 | 03:12 PM
#72
No, I am pretty sure Vomitron is the one swooping and [165] just found his true love.
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Originally Posted by dutret
trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!