Juvi-kyle is the best

def the best post ever...

bout to order a sandwich. roast beef and provolone or turkey and swiss?

Turkey with Goat Cheese if you really want a good sandwich.

+sauteed onions and baby spinach

That sounds ****ing awesome.

Hey Juvi,
Can you explain the difference between cognitive therapy and analytic psychotherapy?
I have a date tomorrow with a clinical psychologist and I really want to impress her.
Oh, and should I hang my junk to the left or the right?

juvi,

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

+1!

that sounds terrible...raw onions maybe

What kind of bread?

sourdough...

when in doubt: dutch crunch.

they dont actually chuck wood, so I do believe this is some kind of sick joke you are playin on me.

rememeber I am free..I dont need this

Dear juvi im about to dine at my favorite korean resturant and I need some some help, Should I order the kim-chee stew or just get the miso. My main concern would be the cabbage im the kim chee making me gasy, also should I get jinro or a sapporo.

I'm seriously making this for dinner tonight.

Cabbage is so good, dont be swayed and def go with Jinro.

add radish and cilantro, cant go wrong with goat cheese

word

Hey Juvi,
Sometimes at night tiny aliens restrain me and perform bizarre experiments with what appear to be boiled vegetables and glow sticks.
Are they small because of a genetic defect or are they just really far away?

Sounds like they are ravers and you need to stay the **** away from them. Get away while you can.

Juvi:

What music should I listen to before I go out for a ride: (1) Slayer, Reign In Blood, (2) Guitar Wolf, Missile Me, (3) Public Enemy, Fear Of A Black Planet?

Juvi:

Bigger crime against humanity: 1. Closed trade thread. 2. NJS?

all three are very good choices..but I would have to go with Iron Maiden Aces High