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Def genius.
Send a PM to [165] to get the newsletter. I lost my hair when I was 17, please dont do that to the kids. The only way I was able to deal was because I have such high self-esteem. **** you, kindly/too Juvi
Originally Posted by mrRed
Dear Juvi,
What in the butt ****ing monkey is wrong with you? Are you mentally ******** or just a genius? I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. **** you kindly. Red. p.s. - The Juvi-Kyle hair doo is the new black next season. Track bikes out, Juvi-hair in. |
wait wait...
there's a juvi newsletter? like, with crap about your life in it, kyle? woah. so... are newsletters the new blog? |
Dear Juvi-kyle
Ever since Mr. Owl totally invalidated his research, I've been wondering how many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Toostsie Pop™? Also does this bike make my but look fast? |
juvi.. to backtrack a few.. im down for some tecate at the cha this eve... less do this.
and to ask a question again cause i forgot the answer.. .. when should i sell this Bearbrick Nike world cup collectors set on ebay? where should i surf inn brazil? why do people care what you think? |
dear kyle,
WHY???? |
Originally Posted by mattface
Dear Juvi-kyle
Ever since Mr. Owl totally invalidated his research, I've been wondering how many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Toostsie Pop™? Also does this bike make my but look fast? And I think you meant butt...and yes it does [Sisqo] Hold up (Whoa...) So what you're saying is... (*****s got me pissed like Lil' Kim so...) You want me to get freaky again? Alright (The dragon) Ah-oo-ah-oo-ah Oh... oh (oh)...oh (oh)... Ooh (ooh) Oh ah oh [Lil' Kim] I been a lotta places Seen a lotta faces Ah hell, I even ****ed with different races A white dude His name was John He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom And he'd buy me a horse a Porsche and a farm Dan, my ***** From down south He used to like me to spank him and *** in his mouth (Aooow!) And Tony, he was Italian He didn't give a **** That's what I liked about him (Uh huh) He ate my ***** from dark till the mornin Called his girl up and told her we was bonin Puerto Rican papi used to be a deacon But now he be suckin me off on the weekend And this black dude I called King Kong He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue [Sisqo] How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... (I've got to know) How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... (Tell me...) How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... Oh Oh How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... Oooh oooh aw ah oh [Lil' Kim] This verse goes out to my *****s in jail Beatin they dicks to the double X-L (Uh huh) Magazine You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your vaseline Grow some weave with some tissue and close your eyes And imagine your tongue in between my thighs (Moans) Open up Lick it up Cell block eight (Moaning) Alright ***** that's enough Stop look and listen Get back to your position Kim got your dick hard Start fights in the yard (Uh) Hotter than a Pop-Tart fresh outta the toaster *****s do anything for a Lil Kim poster Eses, Bloods, Crips all the thugs Up north in the hole They all wanna know [Sisqo] (How...) How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... (Tell me) How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... (Tell me how...) How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... Oh Oh How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... Oooh oooh aw ah oh [Lil' Kim] If you drivin in the street Hold onto your seat *****s grab your meat while I ride the beat And if you see a shiny black Lamborghini fly by ya (Pshewww...) That's me the Night Rida Dressed in all black with the gat in the lap Lunatics in the street Gotta keep the heat Sixty on the bezel A hundred on the rings Sittin pretty baby with a Cash Money bling 12 AM I'm on my way to the club After 3 bottlesI'll be ready to **** Some *****s even put me on they grocery list Right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates Designer ***** My **** come in flavors High class taste, *****s got to spend paper Lick it right the first time or you got to do it over Like it's a rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial [Sisqo] How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... (The dragon...) How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... (Baby... Tell me...) How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... Oh Oh How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... Oooh oooh aw ah oh How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... (Tell me...) How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... (Let me know let me know...) How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... Oh Oh How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... Aw ah oh How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... (Yeah...) How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... Oh Oh How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... Baby (Tell me) How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... Oh Oh How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the... Ooh ooh aw ah oh |
Originally Posted by sloppy robot
juvi.. to backtrack a few.. im down for some tecate at the cha this eve... less do this.
and to ask a question again cause i forgot the answer.. .. when should i sell this Bearbrick Nike world cup collectors set on ebay? where should i surf inn brazil? why do people care what you think? |
Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
"How Many Licks?"
And I think you meant butt... |
Originally Posted by chimblysweep
dear kyle,
WHY???? BECAUSE!!!! edit: when you comin to LA again? |
biggie or tupac?
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Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
dear chimbs.
BECAUSE!!!! edit: when you comin to LA again? but indeed, jam on. ps- when are YOU coming to CHICAGO?? |
Originally Posted by dudeman
biggie or tupac?
California -- what you say about Los Angeles Still the only place for me that never rains in the sun and everybody got love [Verse One: Makaveli] To live and die in LA, where everyday we try to fatten our pockets Us *****z hustle for the cash so it's hard to knok it Everybody got they own thang, currency chasin Worldwide through the hard times, warrior faces Shed tears as we bury *****z close to heart What was a friend now a ghost in the dark, cold hearted bout it ***** got smoked by a fiend, tryin to floss on him Blind to a broken man's dream, a hard lesson Court cases keep me guessin, plea bargain ain't an option now, so I'm stressin, cost me more to be free than a life in the pen Makin money off of cuss words, writin again Learn how to think ahead, so I fight with my pen Late night down Sunset likin the scene What's the worst they could do to a ***** got me lost in hell To live and die in LA on bail, my angel sing [Chorus: Val Young] To live and die in LA, it's the place to be You've got to be there to know it, what everybody wanna see [repeat 2X] [Verse Two: Makaveli] It's the, City of Angels and constant danger South Central LA, can't get no stranger Full of drama like a soap opera, on the curb Watchin the ghetto bird helicopters, I observe So many *****z gettin three strikes, tossed in jail I swear the pen the right across from hell, I can't cry Cause it's on now, I'm just a ***** on his own now Livin life Thug style, so I can't smile Writin to my peoples when they ask for pictures Thinkin Cali just fun and *****es, hahaha Better learn about the dress code, B's and C's All them other *****z copycats, these is G's I love Cali like I love woman Cause every ***** in LA got a little bit of Thug in him We might fight with each other, but I promise you this We'll burn this ***** down, get us pissed To live and die in LA (Let my angel sing) [Chorus] [Verse Three: Makaveli] Cause would it be LA without Mexicans? Black love brown pride and the sets again Pete Wilson tryin to see us all broke, I'm on some bull**** Out for everything they owe, remember K-DAY Weekends, Crenshaw -- MLK Automatics rang free, *****z lost they way Gang signs being showed, ***** love your hood But reconize and it's all good, where the weed at? *****z gettin shermed out Snoop Dogg in this muh****a perved out, M.O.B. Big Suge in the Low-Low, bounce and turn Dogg Pound in the Lex, wit a ounce to burn Got them Watts *****z with me, OFTB They got some hash took the stash left the rest for me Neckbone, Tre, Head Ron, Punchy too Big Rock got knocked, but this one's for you I hit the studio and drop a jewel, hopin it pay Gettin high watchin time fly, to live and die in LA (Let my angel sing) [Chorus] [Outro: Makaveli] This go out for 92.3, and 106 All the radio stations that be bumpin my **** Makin my **** sells katruple quitraple platinum, hehe This go out to all the magazines that supported me All the real mother****ers All the stores, the mom and pop spots A&R people, all y'all mother****ers LA, California Love part mother****in Two Without gay ass Dre |
Juvi Dearest,
Since you obviously have time for so much dribble (or is it drivel?), would you kindly step up in the event that the barista is over thrown in a coup (bloodless of course)? I'd wouldn't trade bacon from a pig for those dregs; And I'm a vegetarian! (203557)
Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
I dont know who you are...
Dance a shim sham shimmy in your cleats while changing out of your chamois in the ADA complient toilet stall, and you shall know me. P.P.S Signal when ready. |
you are now pooopy in my book...
Originally Posted by Loooty
Juvi Dearest,
Since you obviously have time for so much dribble (or is it drivel?), would you kindly step up in the event that the barista is over thrown in a coup (bloodless of course)? I'd wouldn't trade bacon from a pig for those dregs; And I'm a vegetarian! (203557) P.S. Dance a shim sham shimmy in your cleats while changing out of your chamois in the ADA complient toilet stall, and you shall know me. P.P.S Signal when ready. |
Originally Posted by vomitron
Kyle's better than a magic 8-ball - you don't even have to ask his opinion for him to give it to you!
SICK BURN. DanO |
Originally Posted by DanO220
AMEN! Why bother asking him when he's gonna tell you like it is eventully anyway?
DanO |
Must have mistaken your school-yard-Koffee-crush for leadership potential.
You have my apologies. |
oh wait...you mean leadership like this...
The Coup Laugh / Love / **** Lyrics [Chorus] I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor and help the damn revolution come quicker Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and help make a revolution I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor and help the damn revolution come quicker Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and maybe make a revolution Now this thing fin to end in fisticuffs But if you gots to go 'head, twist it up That's yo job fin make you piss in cups Make you have to hustle rent with your pistols up Now if Uncle Sam promisin' his murder gang We goin' to rise out this ash like that bird of flame Hopin' you take action from the word I bring But if the police ask you never heard my name Five years old, eyelids half-mast Bedtime is 8 PM, it's half past Try to take me to bed, I make the mad dash Scared in my sleep, I miss what had passed Quarter century later, I'm still not sleepin' If I'm not involved I feel I ain't breathin' If I can't change the world, I ain't leavin' baby That's the same reason you should call me this evening [Chorus] I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor and help the damn revolution come quicker Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and help make a revolution I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor and help the damn revolution come quicker Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and maybe make a revolution I fin to take shots that make a mark Not just take shots of Maker's Mark That's how they make us marks We gotta try see the whole system break apart We fin to drive to the lake and park Before we start, here's a club smelling like sweat, rum and perfume She lettin' out whoops 'cause they playin' her tune If we could, we would stay here 'til it turned noon 'Til the sky, we resist and resume It's millenium three, we colared and cuffed It's a world conversation, I'm hollarin' stuff Like we done wallowed in muck, and squalorin' up Who's the culprit, follow the buck, I'm just followin' up 'Cause like me, you gots to be in the middle of it Unravellin' the riddle of it And to do that you goin' to ride on the powers that be Well I fin to ride with you, take me home in your little I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor and help the damn revolution come quicker Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and help make a revolution I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor and help the damn revolution come quicker Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and maybe make a revolution (that's right!) I'm not just * We up against the wall We can't just talk about it Get all up in it now I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor and help the damn revolution come quicker Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and help make a revolution I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor and help the damn revolution come quicker Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and maybe make a revolution (that's right!) Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; (that's right!!) Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; (that's right!!) Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor, (that's right!!) Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor, (that's right!!) I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor and help the damn revolution come quicker Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and help make a revolution I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor and help the damn revolution come quicker Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and maybe make a revolution
Originally Posted by Loooty
Must have mistaken your school-yard-Koffee-crush for leadership potential.
You have my apologies. |
get your ass back to work so you get off at a decent time to drink and ride
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Drinking and riding this is perfect training for this weekend.
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I'll be leaving at 7 lets get food and then ride then drink...
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Are Batty's NJS?
Do hipsters drink Modolo Negro ? |
Originally Posted by lotek
Are Batty's NJS?
Do hipsters drink Modolo Negro ? And I am a hipster and I also drink Modolo Negro. |
I am leaving Venice @ 10:00 I wlll have to meet you there.
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Originally Posted by mrRed
on a much more serious note, would it be offensive to call someone from the Ivory Coast a Coaster, or is that the proper way to address them??
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