Dear Juvi,

I work with a guy named Anthony Machiavelli. Is he Tupac?

boots riley > juvi-kyle

Zachs<POOP

probably not...

Juvi,

Where can I do a reverse license plate search as to leave the gentleman who almost hit me on the way home a valentine come Feb?

Also, is having two weeks off from work and ending up broke because of it the best or the worst?

Thanks,
-L

juvi-
ive been considering selling my eggs to fund my bike habit.
yay or nay?

Keep in mind that pricing eggs is the opposite of pricing bikes.

Hot eggs go for twice as much as cold eggs.

Fresh.

Can I drink Negro Modelo out of your belly button when you come to Chicago?

the key is almost...this means you will not have to take anytime off.

I am goin to have and go with nay...because like we have discussed before their are way too many children starving without homes in the world. And by giving someone your eggs you will just be making the waitlist for home go stag.

edit: you get that edith piaf album

hey juvi-
indica or sativa?

yes...of course

lube or no lube w/ grip tape?

also, what song should i jam out in while in the heat of the moment.

no and grip tape..the choice of many.

I would rock out to the new Mr Lif album...specifically Murs Iz My Manager.

have you ever eaten a six pound lobster off the chest of a seven pound lobster?

theres this gurl i really like but im not gonna see her for a few months, what should i do?

p.s. im home in venice for the summer, pm me for whatever

thanks juvi, you have such a logical way of looking at the world.
and yes i did, enjoying every minute of it.

360 questions to ask Juvi.
 

Yo Juvi how many bites did it take you to chew your f***n arm off?

Hey Juvi who was the governor of Campania
during the Herculonious period?

Who the f**k were those two other guys rhymin on Diary? Word?

Yo I got a question... are all of you there?

Question can any Jehovah Witnesses be down with Juvi?

Yeah do ahh maggots get drunk when they bury alcoholics?

Yo, I got one last question

Who killed Tommy's Boy?

Mr Lif > Juvi-Kyle

and kool keith too



but juvi's still alright

boy you couldn't handle this texas heat!

ps where can i get an longer aero seat post for my romic aero frame?

do you drive a black cadillac?

when are you coming to nyc?

come to tejas and we'll drink Modolo Negro and tekillya

DW wins for all time best random use of that song. ". . . and she said hush now."

As long as your fantasies include a Ron Jeremy look-alike and a stogie.