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Old 06-24-06 | 07:03 PM
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my squeeze loves to get ridden around on my handlebars...fuk ridin' in the passenger seat of a coup...we got people yellin' out "that's so sexual" and "hey sexy" and **** like that...she got the dazy dooks out, me holdin' beneath the thighs, and no cumbersome breaks to worry about....we move too, spittin' traffic and all that

bringin' it back to the kiddie MTB days, especially in the summer... havin' a squeeze that is down for the cause, and gully whenever the goin gets going is a pluuuus

I knows some o yall got ladies (or mens, for the laddies) who love to ride, and got little fear...they ride with you?....along side you or ride on top of your ride?
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Old 06-24-06 | 07:06 PM
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Oh, and how does she manage the whole slo-mo, capoeria, ninja roll thingie when y'all crash?

Now whyddya have to go 'n' do that luv, huh?
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Old 06-24-06 | 07:22 PM
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From: south side, you got a problem with that?
usually in front of me.
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Old 06-25-06 | 09:44 AM
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If I suggested riding on my handlebars, my lady would laugh in my face. When she gets her confidence up a bit more, maybe she'll ride in the street with me, but until then, we stick to rail trails when riding together.
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Old 06-25-06 | 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by teiaperigosa
we got people yellin' out "that's so sexual"
people are ******** if they yell that
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Old 06-25-06 | 12:17 PM
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I had a friend who used to do that with his girlfriend all the time. Until the first time they fell and she had to get her jaw wired shut for like three months.
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Old 06-25-06 | 12:21 PM
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Until the first time they fell and she had to get her jaw wired shut for like three months.
that's so sexual.
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Old 06-25-06 | 12:26 PM
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people are ******** if they yell that
people are awesome if they yell that
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Old 06-25-06 | 02:12 PM
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When I was in Amsterdam, I saw *****es riding side saddle on the top tube, and lots riding side saddle on the rear racks. Sick.
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people are ******** if they yell that

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Old 06-25-06 | 07:11 PM
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isn't this why they made pegs?
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isn't this why they made pegs?
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Old 06-25-06 | 08:43 PM
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Old 06-25-06 | 09:07 PM
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for 26 hours I thought this thread was about putting together a Miami ride.
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Old 06-25-06 | 09:11 PM
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for 26 hours I thought this thread was about putting together a Miami ride.
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Old 06-25-06 | 09:15 PM
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for 26 hours I thought this thread was about putting together a Miami ride.
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Old 06-25-06 | 09:26 PM
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No, like bmx pegs:

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Old 06-25-06 | 09:47 PM
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Bikes: a 2000 NJS Gonnagitcha and a 2006 Italian Passiafasta, both very fantastic axes.

i've done side saddle on the top tube and steered while he pedaled and held onto me
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...somehow that sounds so much more satisfying than it actually was
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Old 06-26-06 | 09:37 AM
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this thread wins.
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Old 06-26-06 | 03:55 PM
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Old 06-26-06 | 09:40 PM
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who wants a mustache ride?
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No, like bmx pegs:


those things are sick. i'm not sure what i'm going to build and slap them on, but hot damn, i'm putting bmx pegs on some bike.

do they make njs pegs?
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