messnger hit and run! williamsburg!
 

HEY MESSNGERS LAST NITE U CRASH INTO ME IN BROOKLYN!

I am going up the street, when suddenly two messnger coming right at me fast around corner!

BANG!

I hit ground spinnig! my delivery food was destroy, every thing every where.
the one guy who I crash at, he get up like nothing happen... tough guy! he step all over my food. the other guy yell at me, I think some spit land on me to. then they leave me there, to ride away!

I grab the food off the ground, found a better box in the garbge, put the food into there and delivered. still getting good tip to!

so, bike riders, and messngers. always remebnering to be carefull near BB bridges yo!
I see you drunks again at that corner again,, i cut you (tires)!

http://www.ooze.com/finger/assets/images/jcash.jpg

hmm...

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double postage

Johnny Cash woulda kicked your ass for whining :)

lol, by his typing he wouldn't know how to tell a messenger from a hole in the ground. At least there at the end he acknowledges it could've been anyone on a bike. There are more folk that look like messers than there are messers in NYC, there are more messers in NYC than there are messers online.

Johnny Cash woulda kicked your ass for whining about it like that :D

quick someone send sam houston the ability to recognise a joke!

someone send me the ability not to double post instead!

I thought those pork buns tasted strange. Kinda gritty, too.

just as I opened this, Gypsy died.

Learn how to speak English & not ride the wrong way against traffic. Also, keep your eyes open for EX-Messengers when you're coming into blind turns like that. Lastly, don't be a vagina.

Threadjack: Does s_9's sig refer to a bfssfg thread? If so, which?

everytime a thread gets started on bfssfg, god kills a kitten.

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Flag pole in the spokes next time

No Minkah was referring to this thread: http://bikeforums.net/showthread.php...hlight=lawyers

Think of all those people that have their cats spayed and neutered - all those kittens that god wanted to put on this earth so (s)he(it) could kill them, and now they'll never have the chance to be put in a sack with some rocks and thrown off a bridge...


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wierd. I actually sort of miss delivering food in the WB...

and how does one know that the delivery person was delivering chinese food? maybe it was fashionably vegan unchicken fingers from foodswings, huh?

then this post would be about the guy running into himself, and that just doesn't make sense!

Revenge of the kittens

that's what I was thinking too
and if he hadn't been driving like a vegana none of this woulda happened. :(

Thanks for the info. I never read that thread after the first 5 posts... I should have;) SSFG always has hidden treasures for me. Big e-hug to everyone who gave her (him?) what she deserved for reporting on upcoming trends. I <3 BFSSFG

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I think I peed a little

It's a trap!!

being a messenger means you are able to 'spit land' on anyone on a bike, specially in williamsburg too.