messnger hit and run! williamsburg!
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tres de mayo
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messnger hit and run! williamsburg!
HEY MESSNGERS LAST NITE U CRASH INTO ME IN BROOKLYN!
I am going up the street, when suddenly two messnger coming right at me fast around corner!
BANG!
I hit ground spinnig! my delivery food was destroy, every thing every where.
the one guy who I crash at, he get up like nothing happen... tough guy! he step all over my food. the other guy yell at me, I think some spit land on me to. then they leave me there, to ride away!
I grab the food off the ground, found a better box in the garbge, put the food into there and delivered. still getting good tip to!
so, bike riders, and messngers. always remebnering to be carefull near BB bridges yo!
I see you drunks again at that corner again,, i cut you (tires)!
I am going up the street, when suddenly two messnger coming right at me fast around corner!
BANG!
I hit ground spinnig! my delivery food was destroy, every thing every where.
the one guy who I crash at, he get up like nothing happen... tough guy! he step all over my food. the other guy yell at me, I think some spit land on me to. then they leave me there, to ride away!
I grab the food off the ground, found a better box in the garbge, put the food into there and delivered. still getting good tip to!
so, bike riders, and messngers. always remebnering to be carefull near BB bridges yo!
I see you drunks again at that corner again,, i cut you (tires)!
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lol, by his typing he wouldn't know how to tell a messenger from a hole in the ground. At least there at the end he acknowledges it could've been anyone on a bike. There are more folk that look like messers than there are messers in NYC, there are more messers in NYC than there are messers online.
Johnny Cash woulda kicked your ass for whining about it like that
Johnny Cash woulda kicked your ass for whining about it like that
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From: BROOKLYN!
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Learn how to speak English & not ride the wrong way against traffic. Also, keep your eyes open for EX-Messengers when you're coming into blind turns like that. Lastly, don't be a vagina.
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No Minkah was referring to this thread: https://bikeforums.net/showthread.php...hlight=lawyers
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...leaving skid marks

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Originally Posted by Mr. Joker
I thought those pork buns tasted strange. Kinda gritty, too.
#19
Originally Posted by turd
and how does one know that the delivery person was delivering chinese food? maybe it was fashionably vegan unchicken fingers from foodswings, huh?
#21
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Originally Posted by turd
and how does one know that the delivery person was delivering chinese food? maybe it was fashionably vegan unchicken fingers from foodswings, huh?
and if he hadn't been driving like a vegana none of this woulda happened.
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Originally Posted by s_9
No Minkah was referring to this thread: https://bikeforums.net/showthread.php...hlight=lawyers
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