What is wrong with me?
 

i can't figure it out. i'm 300 miles from the nearest velodrome. the closest thing i've got is a high school track nearby (scratch races, anyone?)... i already own 4 good bicycles, and can only ride one at a time. now i've been putting an obsessive amount of thought into building up a track-specific bike- the real deal, not just another street machine... what is wrong with me? should i see a doctor? should i cease practicing sprint skips and track stands? should i throw away my rollers and stay off the streets? is there a twelve-step program for fixaholism? this isn't right at all.

Just sell one or more of your current bikes, I heard it makes people feel better.

Oh yeah, and I am looking for a street machine with track dropouts by the way. :)

fyxamatosis?

Get married. It will cure you of spending large amounts of money on bikes.

not so much twelve steps as it is 12 alleycat beer stops

yes, throw away your rollers and give them to me.

Go ride your KHS...that will clear your head

+1 on selling.
I was up to 17 bikes when I thought "This is silly".
I've sold three and looking forward to selling more.
My ppal account is <FAT> and I'll probably spend it on a custom when I sell a few more bikes.

yesss... that's it. if i sell lots of my stuff, i'll have more room in the house for more bikes! my sofa with the cat-clawed arms have got to be worth a few bucks, and the second-hand table lamps... wait, i need those. i can't wrench in the dark. i've got some old jeans with stains and holes, i've heard that those are worth a lot of money on ebay... there may be a solution here. so i've been daydreaming for a felt and have a fetish for fetish... i'm going coocoo for carbon...

+1 this man speaks the troof.

Only if your wife doesn't ride and is a controlling maniacal *****.

Personally, I don't have this problem. Maybe people who think that this is true should get divorced.

+1

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or start funneling money to a secret account.

maybe i will find one who will accept a fixie and a six-pack instead of an engagement ring