paule

I have fun riding home intoxicated from the bar.

CCCCCCC

its 1230.. go back ..

666pack

seriously, if you type that clearly you're obviously NOT intoxicated enough!

paule

Your probably right, but just enough to be able to enjoy it. Something about the lack of traffic on the streets, the new music in my ears; an all around a positive experience.

CCCCCCC

this is why columbus is at least number 3 for the drunkest cities

acavengo

I was having fun the other night until I got cut off by a car about 1.5 miles from my apartment, then I wound up on my back, with my right foot still in the clipless pedals, couldn't get the damn thing out, tried standing up anyway and then fell again, next thing you know I am seeing flashing lights and a cop car slowly approaching me. They approach me, I explain the pedal thing best I could, they help me out of it and then tell me to walk the bike home. Told me that I need to follow the same rules as cars and that I should not be riding drunk.

666pack

i would have just busted out my glock that i keep in my custom glock pocket on my mess bag and killed the cop. but that's just me.

paule

Atleast you didn't get hurt or a get a DUI. I just had enough beers to at first struggle to find the motivation to ride, but after a mile or so I was so much enjoying it that by the time I was near my home, I didn't want to get off my bike. And the great thing is I made it home safely, burned off a few pints, and didn't suck off the petroleum breast while doing it.

Serendipper 

I have fun when you ride home intoxicated too...

Reacharounds are the best.

ryand

ZING!!!! Winner!!!!

Stop making me laugh at work dude.

shishi

Lucky...

paule

You know how we play, short reaches are my thing baby.

abeyance

I almost goit a DUI on a bike. I was riging home from a friends party when I fell over trackstanding at a light. Blue lights behind me. I explained to the cop that I was being socially responsible as BUI'ing can only kill myself, not someone else, and I was just a few blocks from home. The cop, being a nice guy, escorted me home with his lights flashing. It must have been an interesting sight, it probably looked like I was trying to outrun the cop on my bike, yet stopping for red lights.
On the other hand, tripping on a bike.....fantastic. The first intentional acid trip was experienced on a bicycle in Switzerland.

acavengo

You could say that, but I would like to add "...and dumb". I think I learned my lesson, fortunately without any major consequences. Riding drunk is dumb, but this is why it was dumber than dumb. I was drinking in Manhattan after a softball game, I had the folder with me and upon leaving the bar I shared a cab with a friend who lives in Williambsburg. Her stop comes first and I decide that I am going to just hop out also and bike home. Dumb!

paule

Riding really drunk is dumb. But riding after a few pints can be fun, especially when it ends with a reacharound.

youth

yeah on occassion i get stoked about riding my bike while drunk. the next day i'm always like **** WHO LET ME DO THAT?

i obviously can't take care of myself ;_;

bonelesschicken

Last night I raced my friends who were driving home from the bar. I beat them by 10 minutes but I wasn't really DRUNK drunk, just drunk.