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xthugmurderx 09-15-06 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by hyperRevue
Riding the wrong way down a bike lane = ******bag

i'll ride the wrong way, but if someone is coming, i get out tha way...to the traffic side.

rustang 09-15-06 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by xthugmurderx
it's never really ok to punch another biker..pretty much not ok to punch anyone...that doesn't really solve anything...


is the irony of this only visible to me?
;)


i tried to start a fight with a dude tonight who pulled a u-turn infront of me out of his parking spot on the side of the street. i had enough time to stop, but barely. he ended up sidways in the middle of the road, taking up both lanes, and i was right up to his passanger window. he just looked at me, threw his hands up and said:
"what was i supposed to do?"
instead of laughing it off, and confused by his nonsensical non-apollogy, i decided to throw my arms up, all gangster and start yelling.
"watch where the **** you're going, that's what you're supposed to do, mother ****er! what?!".

i knew i was being ridiculous, but it was funny at the time. plus, now i'll gurantee that that dude will be sure to look before pulling out of infront of people.

eyefloater 09-15-06 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by hyperRevue
**** you, eyefloater.
Wanna fight?

Naw, I couldn't punch someone whose bikes are so pretty.

hyperRevue 09-15-06 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by xthugmurderx
i'll ride the wrong way, but if someone is coming, i get out tha way...to the traffic side.


That's okay then.

Because it's definitely the person going the wrong way's job to get out of the way.

hyperRevue 09-15-06 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by eyefloater
Naw, I couldn't punch someone whose bikes are so pretty.


Awwww.

xthugmurderx 09-15-06 08:52 PM

that was definitely an EXCELLENT diffusal.

hyperRevue 09-15-06 08:54 PM

Haha, one BF.net blowup a day.

(waiting for the first coat to dry. it's looking goooood)

xthugmurderx 09-15-06 08:57 PM

i wanna see that when your done

hyperRevue 09-15-06 08:58 PM

It's going to be sick.
I still gotta polish up all the old parts - shouldn't take too long, just labor intensive.

eurotrash666 09-15-06 10:08 PM


Originally Posted by [165]
why talk about what you could have done? just do it next time.

+1


Originally Posted by hyperRevue
Riding the wrong way down a bike lane = ******bag

-1, sometimes we just do it to be bad 'cause we're so hip

carleton 09-15-06 10:59 PM


Originally Posted by poopncow
I turned onto a 2 way street that have bike lanes on both sides.

This guy on another bicycle was coming straight at me, going the wrong way taking up the entire bike lane. I swerved to the inside (not going to go into traffic to avoid this guy) and shouted "go the right way!" as we pass.

Amazingly he heard me over his headphones and shouted back "suck my ***!" in a keep your whining to yourself type of way.

I wanted to turn around and beat the **** out of him....am I too sensitive?

Man I know you are pissed and I know you are venting and this is just the view from a guy on the outside looking in. But...

Dude, you got dissed in the streets and went home and posted a message about it on the internet about what you didn't do about it.





...I'm just sayin'

zelah 09-15-06 11:50 PM


Originally Posted by theHappyA$$hole
when is it ok to wear both Uggs and a mini-skirt?

mmmmmmmmmf

zklone 09-16-06 12:15 AM

definately suck his cock next time. definately.

trons 09-16-06 12:19 AM

dog, you should have

chip thunder 09-16-06 01:15 AM


Originally Posted by gregtheripper
yeah that kind of **** occurs all the time.

You gotta get yours but fool I gotta get mine.

alphredrock 09-16-06 03:39 AM

dawg. just team cinzanno his ass and leave lying on the side of the road. frame pump through the front wheel. obvious answer. this did not need a thread, the answer is right there in front of you. come on now.

rustang 09-16-06 09:04 AM


Originally Posted by chip thunder
You gotta get yours but fool I gotta get mine.

+1 breed, 2pac quote.

marcelinyc 09-16-06 09:52 AM

anyone got a problem?

blu3d0g 09-16-06 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by sers
I live right off of commonwealth ave in boston at a point where there the rightmost lane on each side is segregated off for resedential traffic. i can't tell you how many times there's someone going the wrong damn way down these "side streets".

That's me on a daily basis, but only for about 20 ft to get to a point where I can cross the T tracks. Stupid fencing, otherwise I have to go like two blocks in the other direction. Usually I just ride slow on the sidewalk if I need to go the wrong way (i.e. biking over to marty's).

lyeinyoureye 09-16-06 10:51 AM

ou should never attempt to harm another unless you are defending another or yourself, although the latter is debatable. otoh, if you want to hit someon, hit 'em.

in conclustion, -1 for seeking validation on bf. ;)

redfooj 09-16-06 11:39 AM

ive killed families for less

poopncow 09-16-06 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by carleton
Man I know you are pissed and I know you are venting and this is just the view from a guy on the outside looking in. But...

Dude, you got dissed in the streets and went home and posted a message about it on the internet about what you didn't do about it.

I wholeheartedly see your point. However, I would like to clear things up a little about my question.

I was pissed then, and I was pissed when I got home, and I posted a message about it...pissed.

BUT, my question was whether I am being "too sensitive" , i.e. whether I am getting all worked up over nothing.
A lot different than puffing of chest saying how much damage I "could" have done in the shelter of the internet. Hope this clarafies maters.

I feel better, reaffrimed that they are just jerks and that it is better to just shake it off

moosetoth 09-16-06 06:51 PM

He put it best:

Originally Posted by dylandom
i probably would have told u to suck my balls also, but i would have understood when u biked over to me and punched me in my face.

On a side note: what is this handlebar slapping incident?

patrick07 09-16-06 07:54 PM

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...t=Lehigh+video

Right at about 3:33 of the video is the slapping incident in question

Don't be fooled by the first accident, which is bad enough, the ****** maneuver is right at the finish line.

zephyer15 09-16-06 11:15 PM

lol anybody else notice the girl in the plaid skirt fixing her unmentionables at 6:52?

Retem 09-16-06 11:19 PM


Originally Posted by SingleSpeeDemon

jesus would get all derby on his ace

humble_biker 09-17-06 03:16 PM

Spit on em too.

veggiemafia 09-17-06 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by zephyer15
lol anybody else notice the girl in the plaid skirt fixing her unmentionables at 6:52?

Did anybody else go IMMEDIATELY to 6:52?

SingleSpeeDemon 09-18-06 01:58 PM

Forget 4:20, My clock is stuck on 6:52.

ryand 09-18-06 02:07 PM

if they bump you into the fence at the finish, it is ok to punch them..


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