I suggest you look at a banana then. The human body was cleary designed to hold one. Note how your knuckles are designed to fit perfectly around it's ridges and your wrist when held at a comfortable angle points the curve invitingly at your mouth.

save the tat money for bike gear and grow your hair to your waist. Any tool can get inked... only a paitent tool can grow their hair half the lenght of their body.

i hope you were making fun of that video clip and not seriously using that as an argument.

I think that, for once, dutret is actually not arguing about something, but just saying something silly...

Well played.

dude if you're going to get a tattoo that small there is only one deserving spot...below the eye like a tear. c'mon, do it!

I kinda llike the "Veni Vidi Vomiti" thing though sorta funny in a dorky way
Hail Caeser! ! !

Hey guys, just to clarify. Im just looking or some ideas is all.

No, I'm sorry...... our decision is final.

What do you guys think of the "chainring tattoo" tattoo? I think it's one of the coolest bike related tattoos you could get.

I plan to get one encircling my anus. It'll only be visible when giving motorists and kinky lovers the "red-eye".

Bungee jumping is fun too if skydiving freaks you out. I could also set you up with a rock climbing guide if you don't live somewhere flat.

you can moon cars riding fixed? That's a hell of a talent, I'd almost want to see that.

I think that sounds like a great idea, but why limit yourself to motorists? Boss getting on your nerves? BAM! Cops giving you a hard time? BAM! Why the possibilities are endless.

I can't be the ONLY one who saw this and immediately thought "Whoa, dutret is talking about shoving a banana up....oh."

tribal chain with barbed wire in black light ink on your on your upper arm.

:lol:

Not that hard, I did it at critical mass. And yelled "critical ass" just to overstate the obvious.

all inside a celtic knot. with a subliminal nautical star...

Dude, I love you man. I had to say it.

Um, yeah...
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/king-o-thread.jpg

i just got some siqq new INK yo.

check it.

http://www.bigdogzink.com/images/new_artisits_058.bmp


roooooooots

I learn something every day

Im a certified skydiver, Done bungee, but prefer rope jumping, and I rock climbed till I turned 20 and just got bored with it.

Good Ideas though.

Do people actually do this? The other day I got grease in the form of a chain (not a chainring) on my leg and wondered if people get tatoos of this, that way you don't notice the grease impression.