Get gas while riding?

Last few days I've been letting enough go that I might require a smog check, or even be labeled as a gross poluter.

Anyone?

Do you get bursts of speed during? Like the Bat Mobile?

Ryand and Rpc180 could probably tell you a good story about my gas while riding...

...and, go

oh no...anyone remember that thread 2 or so years ago that was about how riding fixed keeps you from being able to fart? kinda reminded me of that mr. show episode where he couldn't crap on the american flag due to the colors somehow making it impossible to make a movement.

my guts work better and cleaner when i ride a lot

maybe the gas is causing you to ride

I have gas 24/7. Being vegan makes it 10x worse.

I have hummus gas... really bad hummus gas.

beano baby beano baby

This morning I thought I blew a hole in my saddle. I think it was the deer stew I had last night.

strange, hummus never gives me gas.

****. Its probably because I eat so much of it.

I go through like a tin a day.

hummus gives me mad gas. and it doesn't take much either. Like 1 pita sandwich worth of hummus gives me gas well into the next day.

i love that

What did you think the holes were for?

hummus is soo good! no gas extra i think.

oh yeah, i eat a ton of hummus too, i'm not a vegan but i just love the taste... i was going through a tin a day but had to cut back, it was startign to get old after a few months and i can't have that happen! lentils i like too and that seems to not give me gas, the secret is in soaking beans overnight before you cook them.

Oh man Lentils are so wonderful!

They don't really give me gas either. Just amazing taste! I love them in sauce over noodles.

i just had two bowls...

Oh hell yea.

I wish I didn't eat so much earlier. I'm craving pine nut hummus, but am still full .

don drink so much preridebeer or eat so much prerride chili mongo

hah! i bet my vegan gas kills your vegan gas tenfold. i destroy mo's with my stuff. i can eat a freakin' eggplant sandwich and will have gas for like two days. don't even get me started on the effects of soyrizo. that noise is like the blue angels air show.

hahaha!

Oh man. I love it. The shop I work at is super closed up, and the guys just die when I come in with food. We had to knock some of the wall down to open it up .

Vegan death-gas unite!

word. XVEGANDEATHFARTSFORLIFEANDSTUFFX

Xfor Those I Fart I Will Sacrificex

Oh man. I'm cracking up right now. So good.

i have had a terrible stomach cramp for two weeks due to gas. first thing in the morning im going to get beeno