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Um, we're as sincere as any random block of strangers, going by invented names and supposed genders. I say be yourself, be honest, meter out personal facts only as needed. Just be yourself. I wish you love, too Dude. Hope it comes.
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Originally Posted by Hocam
Just put a bunch of vintage campy track parts on your bike and do skids outside her place all day with a trispoke front wheel.
If that doesn't work, you need to find a more awesomer girl. |
Originally Posted by Retem
wait I thought that how you court a girl in sf it works out there too?
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Originally Posted by Noestaencasa
Dude, you need to talk to Randall from "Clerks"...he'll set you straight on how to deal with women folk.
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Scrap the chick and just get a Russian mail-order bride.
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Be gay instead?
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wtf is this ****?
did i get drunk and stumble into foo ? was the woman in question really a bianchi pista and im not up with the slang ? if not the mods should alternate weekends so as to avoid this in the future also mods should not ride in the same elevator or fly on the same plane okay ? |
Originally Posted by Hocam
Just put a bunch of vintage campy track parts on your bike and do skids outside her place all day with a trispoke front wheel.
If that doesn't work, you need to find a more awesomer girl. If she cant see your valuable contribution to the gene pool in this, then she's not the one. |
peacock is all I gotta say to that
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http://www.cca.org/dave/images-art/dino-rocket1.jpg
"I'm a dinosaur in a rocket ship, what the ****?!?" |
roll up on your beater. do not do it on your full njs, dura, or campy set up. she'll think that you are compensating. scratch that if you sense she's really shallow and materialistic.
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Originally Posted by Retem
wait I thought that how you court a girl in sf it works out there too?
i just show them a taste of the wonder human meats that i am. i make promises to like...to like to like serenade her with my delecious selections of nut meats and fruit meats. because i like to eat we willl bowls of polenta. it will be maximum pleasure for her and now me. |
Here's what you do. Every time you start thinking about girl problems, ride your bike (see, this is a valid post for bikeforums now) to a bar and drink instead. Soon, your body will replace your feelings of need for women with need for alcohol and all your life's problems will be solved forever.
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Originally Posted by Natron
Here's what you do. Every time you start thinking about girl problems, ride your bike (see, this is a valid post for bikeforums now) to a bar and drink instead. Soon, your body will replace your feelings of need for women with need for alcohol and all your life's problems will be solved forever.
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mmm bottle lovins theis sounds like the makings of a blues song
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Originally Posted by Retem
mmm bottle lovins theis sounds like the makings of a blues song
Well at least someone took my advice! |
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