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Old 03-24-07 | 05:31 AM
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Old 03-24-07 | 05:38 AM
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My advice: spend less time on the internet.

The chances of a bunch of people who don't know you and don't really care about your love life coming up with good advice is pretty low.

That said, you have two options:

1) Get her drunk, make a move, and hope she doesn't regret it in the morning

2) Add The Smiths to the list of things you think about and die lonely
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Old 03-24-07 | 05:49 AM
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Dude, the first thing you have to understand is that a woman can't stand a man with NO BALLS!!!

Don't misconstrue what I am telling you as "insulting" or "putting down" but...

If you are p#ssy, she won't go for you. You have to make her tremble inside. You are already doing the opposite of what she desires in a man.

Don't be a jerk either... but BE A MAN DAMMIT!!! Have some COJONES!! (Ko-Hoe-Nehs)

Be her Hero and ooze masculinity. As much as women want to say(lie to themselves and you) "I like a sensitive man"... that's a load a bullsh#t!

Yes, you have to be sensitive to their needs but you have to wear the pants. They will love you for this.

Believe me, women are much tougher than we think! Puppy-eyes is cute on a kid or when they are your wife already, but to attract them, you have to penetrate their spirit!

Be cool and don't break down.

Now go get Her!
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Old 03-24-07 | 05:53 AM
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you have to penetrate their spirit!


tame that *****!
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Old 03-24-07 | 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Rattlebag

2) Add The Smiths to the list of things you think about and die lonely
HAHAHAH.

Go with on her a nice ride...buck up, tell her what you want. She could say yes and you get what you want...she could say no - and you could be free of the stress of the unknown...be mature...and still have a good friend. Seems like you can't lose.
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Old 03-24-07 | 05:58 AM
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tame that *****!
What I meant by my reply is that you have to be what is known in the Ryu Kyu Arts as a Bushi = Gentleman Warrior!
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Old 03-24-07 | 06:27 AM
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Old 03-24-07 | 06:41 AM
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Refry... you're welcome.

But understand men too. That Ultra-macho crap doesn't cut it either. That turns off alot of women.

If you can be tough as nails and still help an old lady cross the street, you're the man!

I am an expert in destroying an adversary(details on my website). But I have been known to cry during those "victorious" scenes in movies. One thing has nothing to do with the other.

It seems that this girl means something to you. So make her love who you are. Let her see that you are strong and caring. If she can't appreciate that, then she doesn't deserve you.

Don't hover or smother her either. That turns them off.

Glad I can help.
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Old 03-24-07 | 06:56 AM
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Be a man and be yourself, if she doesn't like it, no point in pursuing.
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Old 03-24-07 | 09:11 AM
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girls are tooooo scary. Just keep riding your bike and wank it once and a while. Cheaper, safer, less responcibilty.
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Old 03-24-07 | 09:16 AM
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girls are tooooo scary. Just keep riding your bike and wank it once and a while. Cheaper, safer, less responcibilty.
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Old 03-24-07 | 09:21 AM
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i think bikeforums.net MIGHT be the wrong forum to ask this question in.
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Old 03-24-07 | 09:34 AM
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Tell her you want to kiss her where she pees. If that doesn't work then get all misogynistic and go to the strip club and pretend that you don't care. YOU DON'T CARE. Then spend the next couple of years bitter and unable to get attached to anyone. Then settle for some girl who you *know* is into you who you're not really all that into, but hey...at least she's there. Marry her and spend the rest of your life mildly dissatisfied and thinking about all that could have been if you'd only done something aside from taking the advice of jerks on the internet.
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Old 03-24-07 | 10:38 AM
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Tell her you're in a band. White women love that ****.
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Old 03-24-07 | 10:42 AM
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Try using some punctuation when you type. Women love men with basic writing skills.

BTW, she's on the rebound. Steer clear.
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Old 03-24-07 | 10:44 AM
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Old 03-24-07 | 11:37 AM
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wank it once and a while.
By once in a while do you mean compulsively?
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Old 03-24-07 | 11:57 AM
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Dude, the first thing you have to understand is that a woman can't stand a man with NO BALLS!!!

Don't misconstrue what I am telling you as "insulting" or "putting down" but...

If you are p#ssy, she won't go for you. You have to make her tremble inside. You are already doing the opposite of what she desires in a man.

Don't be a jerk either... but BE A MAN DAMMIT!!! Have some COJONES!! (Ko-Hoe-Nehs)

Be her Hero and ooze masculinity. As much as women want to say(lie to themselves and you) "I like a sensitive man"... that's a load a bullsh#t!

Yes, you have to be sensitive to their needs but you have to wear the pants. They will love you for this.

Believe me, women are much tougher than we think! Puppy-eyes is cute on a kid or when they are your wife already, but to attract them, you have to penetrate their spirit!

Be cool and don't break down.

Now go get Her!
yes, and if she turns you down, just forget about it and move on. That may not be the easiest thing in the whole world for you, but you'll be plenty glad that you did.
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Old 03-24-07 | 11:59 AM
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Give up and listen to emo. Suicide is optional.
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Old 03-24-07 | 12:12 PM
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Tell her you're in a band. White women love that ****.
No, but you almost made me spit coffee everywhere.

Having a crush on someone for 3+ years is not something you want to let slip when that person is vulnerable. My serious advice is to be around and wait for the right moment, and save the "I had a huge crush on you." stuff for after you've been together awhile.
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Old 03-24-07 | 12:31 PM
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2) Add The Smiths to the list of things you think about and die lonely
Sometimes, when I just need to get away, I go down to the cemetery and smoke clove cigarettes and take photographs of headstones and interesting gates. My friend's working on this new clothing line. He's not like a designer or anything, his stuff is really dark and subdued and real. I'm not a model or anything, but I'm modeling some of them for him, you know, just to help him out. We have a really deep connection, and his clothes really speak to me. It's just my parents though, man. They just don't get me.
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Old 03-24-07 | 01:36 PM
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I don't know why I'm contributing to this, but oh well.

All I can say is have confidence in front of her (or anyone for that matter). Confidence is what most people lack and girls like. Obviously not so much that you come off as an incredible a$$hole, but enough to show her that you're not shy.
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Old 03-24-07 | 01:41 PM
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i tink u r ghey LAWL bye
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I explained that he could never pay me enough cash for the amount of work I had put into that bike and the only way to compensate me for it was to ride the hell out of it.
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