girl advice...
#2
My advice: spend less time on the internet.
The chances of a bunch of people who don't know you and don't really care about your love life coming up with good advice is pretty low.
That said, you have two options:
1) Get her drunk, make a move, and hope she doesn't regret it in the morning
2) Add The Smiths to the list of things you think about and die lonely
The chances of a bunch of people who don't know you and don't really care about your love life coming up with good advice is pretty low.
That said, you have two options:
1) Get her drunk, make a move, and hope she doesn't regret it in the morning
2) Add The Smiths to the list of things you think about and die lonely
#3
Stinky McStinkface
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Dude, the first thing you have to understand is that a woman can't stand a man with NO BALLS!!!
Don't misconstrue what I am telling you as "insulting" or "putting down" but...
If you are p#ssy, she won't go for you. You have to make her tremble inside. You are already doing the opposite of what she desires in a man.
Don't be a jerk either... but BE A MAN DAMMIT!!! Have some COJONES!! (Ko-Hoe-Nehs)
Be her Hero and ooze masculinity. As much as women want to say(lie to themselves and you) "I like a sensitive man"... that's a load a bullsh#t!
Yes, you have to be sensitive to their needs but you have to wear the pants. They will love you for this.
Believe me, women are much tougher than we think! Puppy-eyes is cute on a kid or when they are your wife already, but to attract them, you have to penetrate their spirit!
Be cool and don't break down.
Now go get Her!
Don't misconstrue what I am telling you as "insulting" or "putting down" but...
If you are p#ssy, she won't go for you. You have to make her tremble inside. You are already doing the opposite of what she desires in a man.
Don't be a jerk either... but BE A MAN DAMMIT!!! Have some COJONES!! (Ko-Hoe-Nehs)

Be her Hero and ooze masculinity. As much as women want to say(lie to themselves and you) "I like a sensitive man"... that's a load a bullsh#t!
Yes, you have to be sensitive to their needs but you have to wear the pants. They will love you for this.
Believe me, women are much tougher than we think! Puppy-eyes is cute on a kid or when they are your wife already, but to attract them, you have to penetrate their spirit!
Be cool and don't break down.
Now go get Her!
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#5
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Originally Posted by Rattlebag
2) Add The Smiths to the list of things you think about and die lonely
Go with on her a nice ride...buck up, tell her what you want. She could say yes and you get what you want...she could say no - and you could be free of the stress of the unknown...be mature...and still have a good friend. Seems like you can't lose.
#6
Stinky McStinkface
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Originally Posted by taken67

tame that *****!
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#7
Learn to type / spell / construct sentences. Move on from there.
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This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.
This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.
#8
Stinky McStinkface
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Refry... you're welcome.
But understand men too. That Ultra-macho crap doesn't cut it either. That turns off alot of women.
If you can be tough as nails and still help an old lady cross the street, you're the man!
I am an expert in destroying an adversary(details on my website). But I have been known to cry during those "victorious" scenes in movies. One thing has nothing to do with the other.
It seems that this girl means something to you. So make her love who you are. Let her see that you are strong and caring. If she can't appreciate that, then she doesn't deserve you.
Don't hover or smother her either. That turns them off.
Glad I can help.
But understand men too. That Ultra-macho crap doesn't cut it either. That turns off alot of women.
If you can be tough as nails and still help an old lady cross the street, you're the man!
I am an expert in destroying an adversary(details on my website). But I have been known to cry during those "victorious" scenes in movies. One thing has nothing to do with the other.
It seems that this girl means something to you. So make her love who you are. Let her see that you are strong and caring. If she can't appreciate that, then she doesn't deserve you.
Don't hover or smother her either. That turns them off.
Glad I can help.
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#10
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girls are tooooo scary. Just keep riding your bike and wank it once and a while. Cheaper, safer, less responcibilty.
#13
spectacular
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Tell her you want to kiss her where she pees. If that doesn't work then get all misogynistic and go to the strip club and pretend that you don't care. YOU DON'T CARE. Then spend the next couple of years bitter and unable to get attached to anyone. Then settle for some girl who you *know* is into you who you're not really all that into, but hey...at least she's there. Marry her and spend the rest of your life mildly dissatisfied and thinking about all that could have been if you'd only done something aside from taking the advice of jerks on the internet.
#15
señor member
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Try using some punctuation when you type. Women love men with basic writing skills.
BTW, she's on the rebound. Steer clear.
BTW, she's on the rebound. Steer clear.
#19
Originally Posted by exfreewheeler
Dude, the first thing you have to understand is that a woman can't stand a man with NO BALLS!!!
Don't misconstrue what I am telling you as "insulting" or "putting down" but...
If you are p#ssy, she won't go for you. You have to make her tremble inside. You are already doing the opposite of what she desires in a man.
Don't be a jerk either... but BE A MAN DAMMIT!!! Have some COJONES!! (Ko-Hoe-Nehs)
Be her Hero and ooze masculinity. As much as women want to say(lie to themselves and you) "I like a sensitive man"... that's a load a bullsh#t!
Yes, you have to be sensitive to their needs but you have to wear the pants. They will love you for this.
Believe me, women are much tougher than we think! Puppy-eyes is cute on a kid or when they are your wife already, but to attract them, you have to penetrate their spirit!
Be cool and don't break down.
Now go get Her!
Don't misconstrue what I am telling you as "insulting" or "putting down" but...
If you are p#ssy, she won't go for you. You have to make her tremble inside. You are already doing the opposite of what she desires in a man.
Don't be a jerk either... but BE A MAN DAMMIT!!! Have some COJONES!! (Ko-Hoe-Nehs)

Be her Hero and ooze masculinity. As much as women want to say(lie to themselves and you) "I like a sensitive man"... that's a load a bullsh#t!
Yes, you have to be sensitive to their needs but you have to wear the pants. They will love you for this.
Believe me, women are much tougher than we think! Puppy-eyes is cute on a kid or when they are your wife already, but to attract them, you have to penetrate their spirit!
Be cool and don't break down.
Now go get Her!
#21
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Originally Posted by Smorgasgeorge
Tell her you're in a band. White women love that ****.
Having a crush on someone for 3+ years is not something you want to let slip when that person is vulnerable. My serious advice is to be around and wait for the right moment, and save the "I had a huge crush on you." stuff for after you've been together awhile.
#22
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Originally Posted by Rattlebag
2) Add The Smiths to the list of things you think about and die lonely
#23
I don't know why I'm contributing to this, but oh well.
All I can say is have confidence in front of her (or anyone for that matter). Confidence is what most people lack and girls like. Obviously not so much that you come off as an incredible a$$hole, but enough to show her that you're not shy.
All I can say is have confidence in front of her (or anyone for that matter). Confidence is what most people lack and girls like. Obviously not so much that you come off as an incredible a$$hole, but enough to show her that you're not shy.
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