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Old 03-24-07 | 08:47 PM
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Um, we're as sincere as any random block of strangers, going by invented names and supposed genders. I say be yourself, be honest, meter out personal facts only as needed. Just be yourself. I wish you love, too Dude. Hope it comes.
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Old 03-24-07 | 11:11 PM
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Just put a bunch of vintage campy track parts on your bike and do skids outside her place all day with a trispoke front wheel.

If that doesn't work, you need to find a more awesomer girl.
wait I thought that how you court a girl in sf it works out there too?
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Old 03-25-07 | 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Retem
wait I thought that how you court a girl in sf it works out there too?
Dude that **** works in Turkey
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Old 03-25-07 | 06:49 AM
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Dude, you need to talk to Randall from "Clerks"...he'll set you straight on how to deal with women folk.


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Old 03-25-07 | 05:36 PM
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Scrap the chick and just get a Russian mail-order bride.
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Old 03-25-07 | 05:44 PM
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Be gay instead?
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Old 03-25-07 | 08:57 PM
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wtf is this ****?

did i get drunk and stumble into foo
?

was the woman in question really a bianchi pista and im not up with the slang
?

if not the mods should alternate weekends so as to avoid this in the future

also mods should not ride in the same elevator or fly on the same plane

okay
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Old 03-26-07 | 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Hocam
Just put a bunch of vintage campy track parts on your bike and do skids outside her place all day with a trispoke front wheel.

If that doesn't work, you need to find a more awesomer girl.
Werd!
If she cant see your valuable contribution to the gene pool in this, then she's not the one.
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Old 03-26-07 | 02:08 PM
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peacock is all I gotta say to that
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Old 03-26-07 | 03:13 PM
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Old 03-26-07 | 06:00 PM
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Old 03-26-07 | 08:10 PM
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Old 03-28-07 | 07:06 AM
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roll up on your beater. do not do it on your full njs, dura, or campy set up. she'll think that you are compensating. scratch that if you sense she's really shallow and materialistic.
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Old 03-28-07 | 11:15 AM
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Old 03-28-07 | 11:20 AM
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wait I thought that how you court a girl in sf it works out there too?

i just show them a taste of the wonder human meats that i am. i make promises to like...to like to like serenade her with my delecious selections of nut meats and fruit meats. because i like to eat we willl bowls of polenta. it will be maximum pleasure for her and now me.
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Old 03-28-07 | 11:23 AM
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Here's what you do. Every time you start thinking about girl problems, ride your bike (see, this is a valid post for bikeforums now) to a bar and drink instead. Soon, your body will replace your feelings of need for women with need for alcohol and all your life's problems will be solved forever.
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Old 03-28-07 | 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Natron
Here's what you do. Every time you start thinking about girl problems, ride your bike (see, this is a valid post for bikeforums now) to a bar and drink instead. Soon, your body will replace your feelings of need for women with need for alcohol and all your life's problems will be solved forever.
I wish I knew this earlier, like 10 years ago
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Old 03-28-07 | 12:25 PM
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mmm bottle lovins theis sounds like the makings of a blues song
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Old 03-28-07 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Retem
mmm bottle lovins theis sounds like the makings of a blues song
Uhhhh

Well at least someone took my advice!
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