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03-24-07, 02:39 PM
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don't be a creep and hang around her alll oogly googly all day long say hey wann a go get a burger and a movie sometime then take here for a nice bike ride and rock her socks
03-24-07, 02:44 PM
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03-24-07, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by el twe
Sometimes, when I just need to get away, I go down to the cemetery and smoke clove cigarettes and take photographs of headstones and interesting gates. My friend's working on this new clothing line. He's not like a designer or anything, his stuff is really dark and subdued and real. I'm not a model or anything, but I'm modeling some of them for him, you know, just to help him out. We have a really deep connection, and his clothes really speak to me. It's just my parents though, man. They just don't get me.
03-24-07, 03:04 PM
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I didn't ask to be born...
03-24-07, 03:09 PM
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It is crucial that you smell wonderful when you talk to her. *My suggestion*. 60% of the time, it works every time. MUSK UP!!!1!
03-24-07, 03:22 PM
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03-24-07, 03:24 PM
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and if that doesn't work, try:
https://accordionguy.blogware.com/Sou...og_pick_up.mp3
or
https://accordionguy.blogware.com/Sou...ch_pick_up.mp3
https://accordionguy.blogware.com/Sou...og_pick_up.mp3
or
https://accordionguy.blogware.com/Sou...ch_pick_up.mp3
03-24-07, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by the pope
*e-highfive*
03-24-07, 04:20 PM
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yeh, if you really wanna be her man, don't be her NEXT one.. cuz that won't last very long.
Originally Posted by seaneee
BTW, she's on the rebound. Steer clear.
03-24-07, 04:27 PM
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stare at her ******* with intent and lick your lips until she notices what the **** youre doing. she'll either be down or she wont.
03-24-07, 04:57 PM
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do you have a female friend you could ask? it sounds like she is probably on the rebound and might not be ready to become involved in something again.
i'd really just ask some friends for their take, and not an internet bike forum in which your responses include "rohypnol", etc.
i'd really just ask some friends for their take, and not an internet bike forum in which your responses include "rohypnol", etc.
03-24-07, 05:19 PM
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Dude, you need to talk to Randall from "Clerks"...he'll set you straight on how to deal with women folk.
DW
DW
03-24-07, 06:15 PM
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<munchin' popcorn, watchin' with amused interest>
03-24-07, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by chip thunder
Tell her you want to kiss her where she pees. If that doesn't work then get all misogynistic and go to the strip club and pretend that you don't care. YOU DON'T CARE. Then spend the next couple of years bitter and unable to get attached to anyone. Then settle for some girl who you *know* is into you who you're not really all that into, but hey...at least she's there. Marry her and spend the rest of your life mildly dissatisfied and thinking about all that could have been if you'd only done something aside from taking the advice of jerks on the internet.
03-24-07, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by the pope
Hahaha, I had no idea that commercial was for real, I thought simpsons made up their own, freakin awesome!
03-24-07, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by chip thunder
Tell her you want to kiss her where she pees. If that doesn't work then get all misogynistic and go to the strip club and pretend that you don't care. YOU DON'T CARE. Then spend the next couple of years bitter and unable to get attached to anyone. Then settle for some girl who you *know* is into you who you're not really all that into, but hey...at least she's there. Marry her and spend the rest of your life mildly dissatisfied and thinking about all that could have been if you'd only done something aside from taking the advice of jerks on the internet.
oh, and yeah put the smiths on. for real.
If you dont have any smiths cds, put the cure on.
03-24-07, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by NickDavid
Chicks dig a man who can use punctuation and grammar properly.
Ya know something you have nothing useful to add to this thread but, rubbish.
Ask yourself these questions before posting.
Will what I post contribute to the original purpose of the thread?
Will my post be appreciated as a valid part of this thread?
Will my post purposely or maliciously single someone out?
03-24-07, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Retem
Ya know something you have nothing useful to add to this thread but, rubbish.
Ask yourself these questions before posting.
Will what I post contribute to the original purpose of the thread?
Will my post be appreciated as a valid part of this thread?
Will my post purposely or maliciously single someone out?
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This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.
This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.
03-24-07, 08:17 PM
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Just put a bunch of vintage campy track parts on your bike and do skids outside her place all day with a trispoke front wheel.
If that doesn't work, you need to find a more awesomer girl.
If that doesn't work, you need to find a more awesomer girl.