Originally Posted by chip thunder

Tell her you want to kiss her where she pees. If that doesn't work then get all misogynistic and go to the strip club and pretend that you don't care. YOU DON'T CARE. Then spend the next couple of years bitter and unable to get attached to anyone. Then settle for some girl who you *know* is into you who you're not really all that into, but hey...at least she's there. Marry her and spend the rest of your life mildly dissatisfied and thinking about all that could have been if you'd only done something aside from taking the advice of jerks on the internet.