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BoozyMcliverRot 04-25-07 02:33 AM

im going to take a hot shower,and drink a warm beer,only cause the beers in the pantry. only a noob drinks beer on ice.....me, ill drink it warm.



awsome thread btw.

sweetbike 04-25-07 02:59 AM

i never got the whole notion as to why all these fixie hipster kids that prefer to drink beer rather than reach somethin healthy for you like water or gatorade or something during or after a ride. Like for me, i drink only on special ocasions, not everyday; I just drink alochol on outings of some sort but not on a bike or afterwards, or in a shower.

number18 04-25-07 03:44 AM


Like for me, i drink only on special ocasions, not everyday...
every day is a special occasion, my friend!

squeakywheel 04-25-07 05:48 AM


Originally Posted by sweetbike
...
I just drink alochol on outings of some sort but not on a bike or afterwards, or in a shower.

Would you drink it in a box?

disconnec 04-25-07 06:00 AM


Originally Posted by qmaladaq
I've done it multiple times...with a cigarette even.

fungi may have been a bit better though. its one of those life experiences everybody MUST try. its not god, but its damn fun.

smoking in the shower ftw

used to do that, too, back when i smoked

god, it was awesome.

blu3d0g 04-25-07 06:27 AM


Originally Posted by squeakywheel
Would you drink it in a box?

would you drink it wearing sox?

BoSoxYacht 04-25-07 06:44 AM


Originally Posted by mintyai
He thought I was really weird for drinking beer in the shower. Am I alone in this; in the summer when I get home after a serious ride, what elso do you want apart from a beer and a shower, so why not have them both at the same time?

I've done this for years. Nothing is more relaxing after a good ride.

Originally Posted by mintyai
Until I get that beer shelf installed, I have to put the beer at the other end of the bath and keep walking back and forth to drink/wash.

You have to walk all that way? where do you find the energy?

moe sizlack 04-25-07 06:55 AM

My name is Moe Sizlack, and I approve of this thread.

jeac 04-25-07 07:54 AM


Originally Posted by sweetbike
i never got the whole notion as to why all these fixie hipster kids that prefer to drink beer rather than reach somethin healthy for you like water or gatorade or something during or after a ride. Like for me, i drink only on special ocasions, not everyday; I just drink alochol on outings of some sort but not on a bike or afterwards, or in a shower.

being healthy isn't hip, duh

Half-Impressive 04-25-07 07:56 AM


Originally Posted by sweetbike
i never got the whole notion as to why all these fixie hipster kids that prefer to drink beer rather than reach somethin healthy for you like water or gatorade or something during or after a ride. Like for me, i drink only on special ocasions, not everyday; I just drink alochol on outings of some sort but not on a bike or afterwards, or in a shower.

beer has everything your body needs. So does a shower. So in actuality, we're getting way more benefit than just drinking water, which only has water.

Do some research next time.

mide 04-25-07 08:13 AM


Originally Posted by sweetbike
i never got the whole notion as to why all these fixie hipster kids that prefer to drink beer rather than reach somethin healthy for you like water or gatorade or something during or after a ride. Like for me, i drink only on special ocasions, not everyday; I just drink alochol on outings of some sort but not on a bike or afterwards, or in a shower.

wait wait, so beer now makes you a hipster?

http://www.gegraven.com/images/8O1DYI2N5O1.gif

****ing hipsters.

jeac 04-25-07 08:17 AM

this new beer fad is so overrated

disco2000 04-25-07 08:18 AM

i love how that this thread is as long as it is.
and also that someone has already dropped the h-bomb, because we all know that only hipsters drink beer. the entire brewing industry, supported for centuries by hipsters on fixed gear bikes...

jeac 04-25-07 08:19 AM

you said hipster!

that means YOU'RE a hipster!

brunop 04-25-07 08:37 AM

i drink beer in the shower. have for years. ***** i thought i was the only one!

soyboy 04-25-07 08:49 AM


Originally Posted by sweetbike
i never got the whole notion as to why all these fixie hipster kids that prefer to drink beer rather than reach somethin healthy for you like water or gatorade or something during or after a ride. Like for me, i drink only on special ocasions, not everyday; I just drink alochol on outings of some sort but not on a bike or afterwards, or in a shower.


dude, let's be serious, noone thinks gatorade is healthy,


addditionally i checked with a chemist and there's no truth to the increased drunkeness theory...

mide 04-25-07 08:57 AM

I think the point he was getting across is that only hipsters put fluids in their body. Beer, gatorade, water, whatever. Go back to practicing no hand trackstands with your evian, ****er.

Learn_not2burn 04-25-07 10:18 AM

Last year in school, my girlfriend of 4 years and I broke up during the week of all my engineering finals. Best week of my life, because I somehow did well on all of my finals with a study plan of taking naps all day, and in between the naps I'd take showers with copious amounts of beer.


Actually the beer in the shower thing is slightly true. It's a mutation of drinking in a hottub, which makes you dehydrated. This will make you more intoxicated, but unfortunately at the expense of worse hangovers of course.

willypilgrim 04-25-07 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by William Karsten
I think he steals beer from people, and makes them drink lots of coffee, smoke cigarettes and act grumpy for the rest of their lives.

Edit: he also lobotomizes thier personalities, alienates thier families AND gives out little coins like a twisted leprechon.


and takes you at your moment of weakness and makes you into a mindless theist

willypilgrim 04-25-07 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by sweetbike
i never got the whole notion as to why all these fixie hipster kids that prefer to drink beer rather than reach somethin healthy for you like water or gatorade or something during or after a ride. Like for me, i drink only on special ocasions, not everyday; I just drink alochol on outings of some sort but not on a bike or afterwards, or in a shower.


Aren't you fancy? Beer is healthier for you than gatorade, especially if you're drinking dark beer.

I probably drink more water than you anyway, at least 4 liters a day, and copious amounts of beer and whiskey in between.


Maybe I should step up my beer in the shower behaviour. The girlfriend is always hassling me to shower more. I could ad a morning shower and a beer to my jameson before biking to work routine!

matthavener 04-25-07 10:40 AM

i put my feet up on the towel rack and do kegstands while showing

Nullius 04-25-07 11:08 AM

I just finish my beer before I start lathering up. I think the ideal set-up would be not a cup, but some sort of insulated holder.

Natron 04-25-07 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by jeac
you said hipster!

that means YOU'RE a hipster!

Oh!! Now you said it! EVERYBODY PANIC!!

Natron 04-25-07 11:12 AM

Whoa whoa guys wait.... what about showering WITH beer? How do we rig up a test system asap??

soyboy 04-25-07 11:25 AM

i think we've all probably had (if only accidental) beer showers


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