i wish bike stores were open 24 hours a day, or physical laws of nature were modified somehow so it is impossible to need a new tube from the hours of 5pm to 10am.

How about keeping a spare at home or even with you?

there is a bike shop here that has an outdoor vending machine

no way, thats sweet

Get the **** outta here?

I think I am a victim of sarcasm

Bicycle vending machine are common in Amsterdam,
and presumably other places where tens of thousands
of people are commuting daily.

I'll sell you a tube at 2 AM. That'll be $50.

carry two or three tubes, OR just tough it out and ride bare-rimmed

cars respect a sparking wheel

24 hour Wal-Mart

good luck getting a 26" tube to stretch that far

rub some lotion into it and wooork it

Where? WTF are you talking about?!?!

This is what patch kits are for.

https://www.wipo.int/pctdb/en/wo.jsp?wo=2005013212

orange 20 in LA is open from 2pm-10pm (or midnight if there's a party )